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Mexican Lobby Card: Squirm

Certain horror movies get under your skin. Squirm is one of them. Ummm...no pun intended. One of Rick Baker's early makeup-work movies. I'd say this stomach-turning card gets the job done.

Movie Pressbook: Tarzan, the Ape Man (Denny Miller)

From Tony Rivers' collection comes this pressbook for Tarzan, the Ape Man (played by a light-haired Denny Miller and filled with stock footage from earlier Tarzan movies). Here's what Tony says: "Denny Miller's TARZAN THE APE MAN was considered the worst Tarzan movie until the Bo Derek version came out.  It was cheaply done, even using some footage from the Weissmuller original and tinting it in color, and there is a scene where Tarzan fights an animal that you can easily see it's a stuffed animal!  Miller was the first blonde Tarzan and although he had fun making the film, it's not that good.  They even used  the crocodile fight from TARZAN AND HIS MATE!  Joanna Barnes plays Jane and it pretty much follows the same plot of the Weissmuller film."

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Movie Herald: Tarzan, the Ape Man (Denny Miller)

Courtesy of Tony Rivers comes this giveaway herald for Tarzan, the Ape Man starring Denny Miller.

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DVD Review: Black Butler Anime Seasons 1 and 2

Zombos Says: Very Good

Tana Yoboso's dark Victorian fantasy manga, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji), makes an elegant transition to mature anime directed by Toshiya Shinohara that mixes hand-drawn and computer-animated elements, different scene angles, and manga's expressive exaggeration to create a strong mood for its colorful--and morose--characters.

Young Ciel Phantomhive seals a Faustian pact with the demon Sebastion, who, in his human form, becomes Ciel's ever attentive and sartorially splendid butler. Sebastion is bound by the pact to help Ciel find the people responsible for killing the boy's parents, kidnapping and torturing him, and destroying the Phantomhive manor house, a large estate outside of London. What Sebastion gets in return is the boy's soul, swallowed whole, when the contract is fulfilled. Their relationship becomes more and more complicated as time goes on, but each remains true to his nature. Or do they?

Seasons 1 and 2 of A-1 Pictures animated series liberally follow the manga stories. In the first episode, His Butler, Able (Sono Shitsuji, Yūnō), Damian, an Italian business man, tries to scam Ciel over Phantomhive's Funtom Company (toy and confection) business that Ciel now heads, leading to a gruesome comeuppance capped by having Damian cooked in an oven. While not as horrific as it sounds--Damian was bewitched into experiencing his losing moves played on a boardgame--we find out how nasty Ciel and Sebastion can be. We're also introduced to the other important servants in the Phantomhive manor house who provide the comic relief: Bardroy the cook, Finnian the gardener, and Mey-Rin, the clumsy maid. There's also Tanaka, former head butler to the Phantomhives, who often appears super deformed (as a really small man holding a green mug of tea).  I don't know what the significance of him being super deformed is so feel free to enlighten me, but it is funny. In later episodes, Pluto ( a large demon hound) joins the household and Tanaka is seen as a normal adult.

Ciel wears an eye-patch over his right eye to hide the pentagram seal that binds him to Sebastion, and Sebastion must obey every command Ciel gives him. Unless a cat is nearby;  Sebastion is enfatuated with cats . Curiouser characters appear like the Undertaker, a former Grim Reaper (reapers decide if a soul lives on or dies) who craves a good joke, and Angela and Ash, an hermaphrodite angel with two personalities. The Undertaker assists Ciel in his duties as Queen Victoria's watchdog. The Queen herself is portrayed as alarmingly unhinged: she has a puppet of King Albert to whom she talks to whenever she is troubled. I'm not sure of the cultural nuances of that, either.

As the Queen's watchdog, Ciel is obligated to protect her's and the state's interests and deal with the more shady denizens of London. A drug dealer and his gang fall to flashy silverware slay of hand by Sebastion as he rescues Ciel, and they tear one up with Jack the Ripper, leading to a surprise revelation for Ciel.

Victorian charm is well captured in the animation as well as the darker side of Sebastion. Lots of strong tea brewing and odd closeups of scrumptious deserts provide for lighter moments. You may find yourself snacking heartily during each episode. Bon appetit!

Graphic Book Review: Freaks of the Heartland Excellent Shadows, Needs More Light

Zombos Says: Fair

Steve Niles perfunctory story is surpassed by Greg Ruth's beautifully atmospheric panels in Dark Horse'sFreaks of the Heartland, providing the only reason to pick up this 9 x 12 inch formatted hardcover edition.

Without Ruth selling the emotional interplay between characters and setting visually, this story amounts to only an exercise in the writing of a stock situation--they're not like us so we're scared of them--of which we've seen much too much already in movies and fiction to be enamored simply because it's used. Again.

Freakish big brother with nasty eating habits chained in barn? Check. The rest of this rural community beset by freakish siblings also chained in barns or locked in storm cellars? Check. Non-freakish siblings disturbed by all this mistreatment of their brothers and sisters? Check. They ignore adults and go on the lam? Of course. The adults squabble among each other as to how to deal with the situation thereby making it worse? Check and double check.

Adding fire-breathing to the mix doesn't tally to originality either, and ending this weakly plotted story abruptly (a major problem with many comic book driven stories), eclipses the plotline backstory--what caused all these freakish births and why?--that Niles ignores.

Instead, he rests on his laurels by using the villagers-lighting-torches and the children-will-save-them action scenes. Is he good at using them? Yes. But good writers abound in digital and print and many of them actually have new stories with fresh ideas to tell. There's nothing in Freaks of the Heartland, beyond Niles' name attached to it and Ruth's stellar ink and watercolor storyboard, that warrants our admiration, or being optioned off for animation or a live-action movie adaptation. Unless they go with animation;  they could follow Ruth's lead and captivate us with illustration. But whoever adapts the story will have a lot to fill in. Freaks of the Heartland is only a chapter when it should be a novel.

And yes, I find that galling. 

So many talented writers are out there struggling while Niles knocks off safe horror pablum for the fanboys who swoon at his feet. Enough swooning already. Get off your butt Niles and work for that paycheck.