From Zombos Closet

My Halloween: Day of the Woman

Bjc Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…for Day of the Woman’s Brittney-Jade Colangelo, Ms. Horror-Blogosphere 2009, “Horror isn’t just a passion or an obsession; it’s a lifestyle.  Horror lovers are this weird sub-species of humanity that can bond together over the love of something so strange to love.”

 

Why is Halloween important to you?

Halloween is by far my favorite holiday of the year because it brings me back to a comfort zone of my childhood. My mother is a diehard horror nut and my father gets sick pleasure out of terrifying other people. My fondest memories with my parents were setting up haunted houses in the front yard or running the haunted hayride in the community.  There was nothing better than leaving Trick Or Treating an hour early just to be home in time to watch Halloween on AMC with my mom as we decided which houses gave crap candy.  I can only hope that someday I have the opportunity to spread the love of Halloween to my children.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

The ideal Halloween for me would include copious amounts of liquid courage and a party set to the soundtrack of the very best in horror movie songs/scores.  There would be only candy given during trick or treating hours and no children would be covering their costumes with oversize winter coats.  Screams and laughter would fill the air and everyone would pass out long after the witching hour to the sight of a horror classic.

What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

I absolutely hate overly punned Halloween decor from chain stores. If I never have to see one more decoration with something to do with a “Ghouls Night Out” cheap manicure set, it’ll be too soon. I don’t know why people like this crap.  I’d rather have a subtle ghost in the tree or blood stained sidewalk instead of putting a sign in my yard with the word “spooktacular” on it.

When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?

My very first Halloween that I was excited for was when I was 6 years old. My parents used to run the haunted hayride around the Halloween season for the community. Every night, dozens of people would hop onto the back of a trailer pulled by a madman on a tractor. As ghosts, zombies, vampires, and werewolves came out of every corner and horrific scenes were put on display to frighten the audience, a tall hockey masked man wielding a chainsaw would hop aboard and horrify everyone in sight. I hid underneath a blanket and screamed as Jason Voorhees held a chainsaw to my face, when suddenly, I burst out into tears uncontrollably.  The Jason Voorhees knelt down to me and lifted his mask up and said “Brittney, It’s Daddy. It’s just Daddy”.  I glued on to him and he carried me off the trailer.  Seeing the mask removed really showed me what Halloween was really about, and I wanted to be a part of it.

What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what’s your answer?

Q: What would I be if I could be anything for Halloween?

A: I’d want to be the 50 Foot Woman.  I’d make a little city to hang from my shoulders and stand by my feet so I’d look gigantic.  I’ve always wanted to figure out a way to make it without my city getting destroyed.

Halloween Glowing Dagger and Mask Toy

Halloween Glowing Dagger and Mask Toy Okay, so it doesn’t make much sense for Dracula to need a dagger; but it beats a glowing stake, right? The mask isn’t much of one, either: it’s about the size of a fifty-cent piece. You can wear it over one eye for an eye-mask, I suppose. Jolly Roger Pumpkin Pirate or something catchy like that would maybe work.

It’s still cool. Look at that handsome, luridly green Count Dracula menacing us with his glowing dagger as he flashes those pearly chompers.

You won’t see Halloween toys like this anymore. Kids might trip and fall onto the nasty-looking point of this wicked plastic weapon of doom and go crying to their lawyer. Or maybe pop some other kid’s eye out with it.

Then again, maybe that’s why they included the eye-mask? Shrewd.

 

My Halloween: Author Paul Bibeau

Paulbibeau Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o'Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…Paul Bibeau is an author whose intimacy with Dracula and the Halloween Spirit (Sundays With Vlad: From Pennsylvania to Transylvania, One Man's Quest to Live in the World of the Undead) combines with his mastery of the narrative form to conjure emotion as well as imagery.


Why is Halloween important to you?

I am a bitter lapsed Catholic who is about to turn 40. Christmas, Easter, and my birthday have turned into cruel jokes. Halloween is the only holiday left which hasn't broken my heart.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

Trick or treating ends early enough for me to turn out the lights, pop open an Octoberfest-style beer, steal fistfuls of candy from my kids, and watch Laurie Strode swat at Michael with a coat hanger.

What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

Collectibles don't do it for me.

When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?

My earliest vivid Halloween memory is from around fourth grade. I remember going trick or treating on Governor's Island, just off the tip of Manhattan. It was a Coast Guard base, and there was housing in the center of the island that was built out of an ancient fort. Even now that seems like a bizarre, trippy experience.

What's the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what's your answer?

Q: What was my best Halloween season ever?

A: In 2006, I spent two weeks just before Halloween traveling through Banat and Transylvania. I drove through Bela Lugosi's hometown and visited the Borgo Pass, where Bram Stoker set Dracula's Castle. I almost died on the roads that snaked through the Carpathian Mountains. I don't know if I'll ever top that one.

Halloween Trick or Treater
Vintage Photograph

Halloween Trick or Treater Vintage Photograph Paul Bibeau (author of the excellent Sundays with Vlad), and his Goblin Books blog, noted these old Halloween photographs, collected on Flickr by stevechasmar.

Paul says "Titled 'Halloween in the Time of Cholera' the collection is funny, bizarre, and often deeply disturbing." I agree. It is also evocative: a shadow show of silver nitrate ghosts, flickering and merging across our own memories of Halloween.

Inception (2010)

Zombos Says: Excellent

Inception
If Sigmund Freud, Alfred Hitchcock, the Wachowski Brothers, and William Gibson walked into a bar, while Christopher Nolan was bartending with a very attentive ear, you would probably wind up with Inception, a stunningly original yet quite familiar movie that plays with its characters’ minds and ours. In a disappointing cinema summer dotted with rote remakes and uninspired beginnings, Inception is refreshingly innovative in how it uses thematic elements from other movies to illustrate its complex but involving premise.

Familiarity comes from its intricate Mission Impossible-styled exploit involving futuristic corporate espionage, frenetically violent chase scenes that would make Jason Bourne flush, and deployment of essential but presumptive technology, normally found in movies like Blade Runner, Johnny Mnemonic, and Dark City. The complexity of its premise comes from the mind games played by Dominic Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his team of lucid dreamers, who are employed by conglomerates to steal corporate secrets by invading and manipulating the dreamscapes of their business rivals while they sleep. In Cobb’s world, these “extractions,” as they are called, appear to be a routine method of corporate raiding, so potential victims are trained to fend them off. This sub-conscious defense mechanism throws up “projections” which–conveniently simplified for us by Nolan’s stunt people–look like car chases and assailants with guns. I’d like to take that MBA class.

Inception
Extraction
involves having an “architect” first create an elaborate dreamscape for the exploit to be carried out, connection to a handy, attache-carried device that administers sleep sedation drugs to victim and extractors simultaneously, enabling them to dream together, and enough suitably conflicted psychoanalytic staples like transference and resistance–also embodied by those projections–to allow for coercion and disengagement as psyches are thrust and parried against each other.

The novelty here is how Nolan’s psychological dreamscape, along with his unobtrusive explanation of its laws during a training session for the new architect on Cobb’s team, Ariadne (Ellen Page), plays off the natural, visual-storytelling qualities possible in cinema. Matrix-like CGI effects and protracted, precision body-slamming, enhanced with bone-jarring thumps and whumps, is exploited for all it’s worth. Scenes eagerly gobble up the screen’s symbolic potential in screeching, glass-crunching car chases, a locomotive rampaging down a city street, and endlessly determined pursuers with rapid-firing guns acting–as Cobb explains–like anti-bodies warding off his team’s intrusion. It reminds me of a similarly effective suspense-building googaw used in Fantastic Voyage, in which a team of miniature scientists is injected into the body of a diplomat to remove a dangerous blood clot. They must stay one step ahead of the body’s anti-bodies eager to dissolve them like any other foreign organism, and they need to exit the body before time runs out and they grow back to their normal size.

In Inception, Cobb and his team must also complete their mission before time runs out. He’s given a chance to end the forced separation from his children (he’s been blamed for his wife’s death). Saito (Ken Watanabe) hires him to do an “inception” instead of an extraction. Inception involves planting a subliminal idea instead of finding secrets. Saito wants his rival, Robert Fischer (Cillian Murphy), to split up the company left by Fischer’s recently deceased father, to prevent it from becoming a monopoly that would put him out of business. It’s tricky, more difficult than doing an extraction, and carries a greater risk to success because it involves fabricating multiple levels to the dreamscape. And the idea to be planted must be plausible enough for the victim to have thought of it on his own for it to work.

Inception-terms-explained
There’s more standing in the way: a projection of Cobb’s dead wife, Mal (Marion Cotillard), keeps showing up in his dreamscapes trying to stop him. Buried deep within Cobb, his Id and super-ego are seething in repressed guilt, conjuring up a monster that threatens his team’s safety. Remember Forbidden Planet and Morbius’ monster from the Id? Nolan apparently does.

Cobb’s elaborate plan for the inception exploit involves three elaborate levels of dreamscape to break down Fischer’s defensive projections, each level going deeper, requiring a chemist’s (Dileep Rao of Drag Me to Hell) extra potent sedatives to keep them there. One problem with using such strong sedatives is the potential for entering “limbo.” Explained earlier, when a dreamer is killed in a dream, he normally wakes up. But going deeper into the dreamscape requires a dreamer to be more heavily sedated, so if he’s killed, instead of waking up, he enters a mental place of isolation called limbo, where every minute of waking reality becomes years of dream time.

Nolan expands and contracts time as the inception is carried out aboard a plane in flight. Ten minutes in real time expands to hours in dream time, increasing as each dreamscape level is reached. A carefully orchestrated “kick” (see the Glossary of Terms)  is needed at each level to awaken dreamers from that level, eventually bringing them back to reality. Slow-motion turmoil, zero-gravity fighting, scene-freezing a van plummeting off a bridge, and Mal’s final interference builds Inception‘s nail-biting suspense, simultaneously interfering with our perception of time passing onscreen while paradoxically forcing us to pay closer attention to what’s happening as it blurs what’s real, a dream, or a dream within a dream.

Like he did in The Prestige, Christopher Nolan sets up his illusory dreamscapes’ rules, misdirects with them, and then surprises us with its revelations. As one character remarks “you mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”

In Inception, the dreams are indeed done on a large and mesmerizing scale.

52 Famous Murderers
and No Bubblegum

I left graduate school with a MA in Forensic Psychology and a notion I could pursue a career probing the depths the human mind can sink through while assisting a criminal justice system burdened by many factors beyond simple policing and meting out justice. It would be a lark, providing lots of fascinating party talk and dinner chat to titillate my listeners.

My notion was first tested when I was told to wear a clip-on tie while interning in the agitated ward of a correctional facility so I wouldn’t be strangled by any of my more rambunctious charges. It was vigorously challenged when sitting across the long, narrow, table from me, on one of those days you’ve missed the coffee cart when you really shouldn’t have, was an explosively violent young person wearing a straitjacket. He had been unruly during the night and so the restraint was deemed prudent. After a few minutes of chitchat he asked me what I would do if he suddenly jumped over that table and did his best to smother the life out of me, or maybe just break my neck instead, before the corrections officer, standing some feet across the room, could stop him. …