Halloween Honeycomb Witch and Cauldron
Another witch stirring a honeycomb cauldron decoration. This time with a green frog leaping out of the bubbling brew.
My Halloween: Dan Dillard
Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…author Dan Dillard writes mostly horror, but not always. Sometimes he writes about Halloween.
Why is Halloween important to you?
Not sure what it is about Halloween that is so magical. It could be the lore or the mystery. It’s like our one time to become one with the paranormal and there’s an odd feeling of safety about the day. Seems like I read that it was once a festival where families would light bonfires to warm the bones of their deceased ancestors who walked the earth on that evening. I like that idea. I’m also a huge fan of horror and the ghostly tales that seem to surround Halloween… and secretly I like the costumes and the candy. I like watching my children enjoy that aspect of it as well.
Describe your ideal Halloween.
My ideal Halloween would start with a well decorated house. That includes carved jack-o-lanterns. There would be a party with friends and family (in costumes of course). It needs to be a cool night, not too cold, and there has to be hundreds of kids bebopping from house to house with bags of treasure. Each of them ringing doorbells in hopes of scaring someone on the inside. After the kids come home with their loot, the wife and I get to watch a movie and steal all the Reese’s cups.
What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?
Wow, collectibles? I’m not sure. I love the figurines from the movies…Nightmare Before Christmas is a favorite. I’d love to have Jack and Sally maquettes… maybe Oogie Boogie as well.
When was your very first Halloween, the one where “you really knew” it was Halloween, and how was it?
My family always celebrated Halloween. I remember when I was really young seeing my brother dressed as the Hunchback… he had latex scars on his face and fake teeth and the whole nine… That was pretty cool. I might have been 4 or 5. Think I was superman that year.
At 7 or 8 years old, I wanted to be a Tusken Raider from Star Wars…I think my mother helped sew the costume out of a tan bathrobe and my dad made the gaffi stick out of wood and styrofoam…it was pretty awesome. Pop on a little vacuformed mask and I looked great in the mirror… I also remember being Batman, Freddy Kruger, a Ghostbuster, a werewolf, and this year I’m…wait, that’s top secret.
What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked, and what’s your answer?
Q: Where can I get your book?
A: That’s a shameless plug. I hope to hear a bunch of hopeful “Trick or Treat” s… That will be enough.
But you can still buy his book, Demons and Other Inconveniences, and What Tangled Webs, too.
Halloween Witch and Honeycomb Cauldron
I don’t think that poor frog stands a chance, do you? That skull doesn’t look too happy, either.
Halloween Party: The Gross Out Game
I recommend playing this card game before you start eating your trick or treat candy. Here's a sampling of the 27 card set.
My Halloween: Scooby Stole the Snacks
Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…Sammy from Scooby Stole the Snacks leaves the Mystery Machine for a moment to talk about Halloween.
Why is Halloween important to you?
Halloween has always been the only time of the year where I could go out in a Scooby Doo outfit and not receive any weird looks from the general population. Also, it has been a great opportunity for my family, primarily my 8-year old brother, to actually have fun together. Plus, free candy! That’s always a bonus. See, I go trick-r’-treating every year, and I just overall love that time of the year.
Describe your ideal Halloween.
My ideal Halloween? Well, honestly, I’m one of those simple people. My ideal Halloween would consist of it being on a weekend, so I wouldn’t have to go to school. There would have to be homemade Halloween goodies, like my peppermint patty spiders and mummy hot dogs. My family and I would carve jack-o-lanterns in the morning, then relax and watch good old black and white movies, such as Bela Lugosi’s Dracula. Then, we would go trick-‘r-treating, and come home and indulge on all the free chocolate.
What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?
I personally cherish my old glow in the dark plastic skeleton that I hang on my door every Halloween. It’s cheap and simple, sure, but it’s a classic. I don’t particularly like those candy bowls that have the hand that grabs you when you reach into the bowl. It was creepy at first, but it’s really getting old every year. I both hate/cherish those fake spiderwebs that you can hang on bushes, trees, etc. They’re awesome looking, but just a pain in the butt to actually hang up.
When was your very first Halloween, the one where “you really knew” it was Halloween, and how was it?
The first Halloween I remember was the year I dressed up as a Hershey’s Kiss. I must have been around 2-3 years old at the time. My mom handmade the costume and I was the cutest Hershey’s Kiss ever. I don’t quite remember how it was, but I’m sure it was enjoyable, since I was smiling in all the pictures my mom took of me that night.
What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked, and what’s your answer?
Q: What is the worst possible outfit that you can find at any Halloween store?
A: Any outfit involving Jersey Shore, or Lady Gaga
Halloween Grow Your Own Mummy
Here’s a Grow Your Own novelty a bit more family-friendly than the bloody hand. Again, great use of simple color and illustration on the card.
Halloween Monster Pooper Wind-Up
There is something giddily stupid about this wind-up monster pooping candy. Those candy poopers for Christmas, like the reindeer, or even the Halloween cat dropping these sugary dumps is more sensible in design. Although I'd rather it look more gruesome it does have a certain style to it, I'll grant you that. The catch-line is perfect: Wind me up and watch me go!
It would be more quixotically daring to have a rotting,worm-infested, puss-blowing zombie pooping these brightly colored candy treats, though, wouldn't it? Or maybe I've been watching too many horror movies.
My Halloween: Nathicana
Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…while Nathicana impatiently waits for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, she shares some Halloween spirit with us.
Why is Halloween important to you?
Candy. Lots of candy. OK, OK, not candy. Halloween is the only holiday I celebrate. I love that it doesn’t have all the baggage that the other holidays have; no worrying about gifts, no arguing with family members over a dried out turkey dinner, no secret Santa crap. It’s just pure fun. Honestly, it’s the only time of year where people seem to take pleasure in the holiday itself. Plus it lets me inflict my love of creepy things upon others.
Describe your ideal Halloween.
I’m pretty low key in my old age so I suppose my ideal Halloween is what we usually do every year. Two-day horror movie marathon (Hey, I grew up outside of Detroit: Halloween starts on Devil’s Night), then we have some friends over for a bonfire, and drinks. Maybe later we’ll terrorize the neighbors, howl at the moon, conduct a few virgin sacrifices. You know, nothing too exciting.
What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?
They’re not collectibles but I just hate, hate those damn inflatable cutesy decorations people put on their lawns. They absolutely drive me crazy. Halloween is supposed to be spooky. Ugh, I’ll stop now before I go on a tangent about how I think Halloween has been sissified over the years.
Obviously, I love anything really creepy but my favorite item isn’t really a Halloween collectible. It’s a little statue of St. Francis of Assisi that I got from a church sale. It looks like it was created by Francis Bacon. It’s disturbing and hideous and it’s awesome. I don’t really have anything that would be considered a collectible when I think about it, mostly just decorations.
When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?
The very first Halloween that I remember distinctly was when I was seven. I was stuck at my Grandparents house sick with something or other so I didn’t get to go trick or treating. I did, however, get to stay up late that night and watch the local channel’s thriller double-feature: Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things and Night of the Living Dead. It was terrifying and gave me nightmares and I loved every second of it. That was the point where I began to love everything to do with horror, anything dark, macabre, or creepy. I might not have gotten any candy that Halloween but it was the best Halloween ever.
What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what’s your answer?
Q: What’s your favorite movie to watch on Halloween?
A: Prince of Darkness. It’s an excellent film that I think is totally underrated which is a shame since it really has some great moments. Come on! “I have a message for you and you’re not going to like it. Pray for death”. That’s a freaking great line. I use it quite often, in fact.
Grow a Bloody Hand for Halloween
The marketing hype on this gruesome trick is zany fun: freak out your neighbors! Put it under a sibling's bed!
For a little rubber hand two inches in size (before growing), its visually striking display on this red, black, and white card package makes it irresistible. As well as the little bit of bone sticking out the end, which contrasts nicely against the red stump. How can you pass it up?
For an added treat, the disclaimer on the back is charmingly nonsensical: This toy is in no way intended to represent living people. Any resemblance is purely coincidental and not intended to harm anyone.
I suppose if you know someone who's all thumbs, they may be a little offended.
Halloween Beistle Witch
Art-Tissue Centerpiece
As far as I know, they don't make these anymore. That's a shame. This witch strikes the right tone between spooky and Halloween party gal. Her glowing green-eyed familiar is quite a feline, too.
Halloween Electronic Witch Lantern
They may appear a little too happy but I still like these plastic Witch Lanterns. Though I must say I like the green-faced witch more. They make spooky sounds, too. I had a glass and metal pumpkin lantern back in the day: you know, when kids running around with glass and metal in their hands was permissable. I guess my fond memories of that potentially lethal lantern make me seek out even the plastic ones. But I do miss that sense of danger.
Halloween Beistle Cat Face Cutout
I picked up a few of these at the local card store I visit each year around this time. The woman who runs it worked in party goods for a long time and always seems to find Halloween cutouts you don’t see much of anymore. She mentioned window-clings are the big thing right now. I suppose; but the big thing for me on Halloween is seeing Beistle cutouts, or Amscan’s older ones. They are colorful, creative, and easily capture the spirit of Halloween in their images.