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Straitjacket: Tales of Fantasy to Escape With

20110223093457_001 I recently reorganized my library and came across this fanzine I almost started when I was 19 . I say almost because after printing up the first issue of Straitjacket: Tales of Fantasy to Escape With, Phil Seuling's assessment of it made me tuck my tail between my legs and hide the issue.

He avoided me as long as he could at the 1975 Comic Art Convention in New York City, but I finally pinned him down. He didn't want to hurt my feelings, but he also was a professional and told me why my little endeavor wasn't very professional. After doing all that mechanical paste up and typing on a borrowed clunker's rigid keys to put it together, I didn't put up much of a fight. He was right. He was a good friend.

But for posterity, here's the first story I ever wrote, the Waters From Merom. I think I've gotten better, but when I get up enough courage to actually send out my recent work, I'm sure I'll find out one way or the other. My story appeared in another fanzine around that time, though I can't think of its name.  Lovecraft was and still is a heavy influence on me.

Just don't forget I was 19 at the time and it's my first story. I can't take any more criticism right now. Don't even bother asking about my pseudonym. My mind's drawing a blank on that one.

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Bram Stoker Graveside

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On a shelf in the East Columbarium, in Golder’s Green Crematorium (in Greater London), sits an urn containing the cremains of Bram Stoker. Also contained in the urn are the ashes of his only child, son Noel Thornley Stoker.

Bram’s birth and death dates are listed (8 November, 1847-20 April, 1912) while only his son’s departure date is listed (16 September, 1961). Some sources list his son’s name as Irving Noel Stoker. It was planned that when his wife, Florence, departed in 1937, her ashes were to be added to the urn, but they were scattered elsewhere in the Garden of Rest.

It’s truly ironic that the author of possibly the most famous literary work about vampirism never really achieved true celebrity status until after his death. Like its main character Count Dracula, the novel took on a new life (I’m avoiding using the term resurrected) in the years after its initial publication in 1897.

Stoker02 Visitors to the crypt housing Stoker’s urn these days are required to be escorted by someone from the columbarium personnel. During my initial visit in the early 1980s, I was simply handed the key. One would guess that I didn’t look like I was planning to steal or vandalize anything.

Among the other notables whose ashes are contained at Golder’s Green, either in an urn in the columbarium or buried in one of the surrounding gardens are: Sigmund Freud, Anna Pavlova, and Keith Moon; and actors Gibson Gowland, Joyce Grenfell, Hugh Griffith, Cedric Hardwicke, Jack Hulbert, Frank Lawton, Ivor Novello, and Peter Sellers.

Former husband and wife actors Ian Hendry and Janet Munro are also there. Classic film actor Conrad Veidt’s cremains were originally kept in a crypt in Ferncliff Cemetery in Hartsdale, New York, but were brought here in 1997.

Among those who were cremated at Golder’s Green, but whose ashes are elsewhere, are comedian John Inman and author HG Wells. Wells’ cremains were scattered by his sons at sea (some sources say in the English Channel).

Bram Stoker Plaque Whitby England Stoker was born in Dublin, Ireland and died in London, England. A plaque exists commemorating his stay in Whitby, England (a location used in the novel, Dracula).

In more recent times Stoker’s great-grandnephew is attempting to get a statue of him erected in his home city of Dublin.

–Jim K/Prof K

More of Professor Kinema’s
Favorite Death-related Movie Dialog

Yorick The Creature With the Atom Brain(1955)

Frank Buchanan, referring to one of the creatures with an atom brain: “Is he dead?”

Dr Wilhelm Steigg: “He never was alive. Different parts of the body die at different times. My next problem is how to keep them working as long as the heart is beating.”

Buchanan: “Does the brain still die first?”

Steigg: “Always. The brain always dies first.”

I Was a Teenage Frankenstein(1957)

Dr Frankenstein: “There will be no death in this laboratory unless I declare it.”

The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959)

Dr Zurich: “Since you know I’m dead, you know that you can’t kill me.”

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

The Ruler: “What plan will you follow now?”

Eros: “Plan 9.”

The Ruler: “Plan 9? Ah yes, Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead.”

Eros to Tanna: “You know, it’s an interesting thing when you consider the Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who do not – the dead.”

Col Manning: “Why is it so important that you to contact the governments of our Earth?”

Eros: “Because of Death. Because all you of Earth are idiots.”

Kelton commenting on the hulking form of Inspector Clay (Tor Johnson) carrying the unconscious Mrs. Trent: “Clay is dead and we buried him. How’re we gonna kill somebody who’s already dead…dead? Yet, there he stands.”

Steel Helmet (1951)

Sergeant Zack after ‘loosing his cool’ and shooting the Red Korean Officer he was supposed to keep alive to turn over to headquarters as a POW for interrogation: “If you die, I’ll kill you!”

It, the Terror From Beyond Space (1957)

Lone survivor Col Ed Curruthers: “(Mars was) …alive with something we came only to know as death.”

Crewman Calder describing the Martian Creature standing in front of him: “There he is, as big as death!”

Final summation of the doomed Martian expedition and putting the kibosh on any future expeditions: “Another name for Mars is death.”

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Sheriff McClelland describing the state of the marauding ghouls: “Yea, they’re dead. They’re…all messed up.”

Beetle Juice (1988)

Adam: “Barb, honey… we’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore.”

The Seventh Seal (1957)

Knight: “Who are you?”

Death: “I am Death.”

Knight: “Have you come for me?”

Death: “I have been walking by your side for a long time.”

Knight: “That I know.”

Death: “Are you prepared?”

Knight: “My body is frightened, but I am not.”

Death: “Well, there is no shame in that.”

Knight: “Wait a moment.”

Death: “That’s what they all say. I grant no reprieves.”

Knight: “You play chess, don’t you?”

Death: “How did you know that?”

Knight: “I have seen it in paintings and heard it sung in ballads.”

Death: “Yes, in fact I’m quite a good chess player.”

Knight: “But you can’t be better than I am.”

Death: “Why do you want to play chess with me?”

Knight: “I have my reasons.”

Death: “That is your privilege.”

Knight: “The condition is that I may live as long as I hold out against you. If I win you will release me. Is it agreed?”

The two choose chess pieces.

Knight: “You drew black!”

Death: “Very appropriate, don’t you think so?”

Mexican Lobby Card: Monster on the Campus

Monstruo En La Noche >Mexican Lobby CardThis Monstruo En La Noche lobby card for Universal's Monster On the Campus (also called Monster in the Night) is from the Professor Kinema archives.

A simple combination of red and black inks combine to create a striking image that's more exciting than the actual movie. Note the interesting contrast between the King Kong grip on the heroine by an over-sized monster in the illustration compared to the insert picture. The small picture of the scientist acting scientifically and the hypodermic needle outline cue the science-horror aspect of the movie.

Vanishing on 7th Street (2010)

Vanishing on 7th street ZC Rating 3 of 7: Good (but wastes precious time)

Rosemary: We can wait till morning.
Luke: You sure there’s one still coming? 

The problem with Vanishing on 7th Street comes into view at a critical moment, when time is of the essence. In a movie that plays its shadows menacingly long across city walls while Detroit’s streets go empty after almost everyone has inexplicably disappeared into an unnatural darkness–leaving only their clothes behind–and where light is the only defense but its slowly dying out, the handful of confused survivors talk too much. Nothing they say is important enough for them to take the time to say it,  not when menacing things prowl all around them, inches away, waiting for the light to go completely out.

Here’s what I mean. I’ll give you the setup first. Luke (Hayden Christensen) and Rosemary (Thandie Newton) have left Paul (John Leguizamo) and James (Jacob Latimore) in Sonny’s Bar. The gas generator powering the bar’s lights is failing. Luke insists on going for the one truck in all of Detroit that still has enough juice in its battery to shine its headlights, but not enough to start the engine. He figures if they push it to the bar, he can charge the truck’s battery off the generator just enough to turn over the engine and drive them out of the city. Luke and Rosemary head out, armed with flashlights, a bunch of those crack-and-glow sticks people wear on Halloween and at the circus, and a sense of urgency: they need to make it back to the bar as fast as possible because the gas generator is on its last gasp and James, a twelve year-old kid minus his mom, and Paul, the theater projectionist who’s suffering from shock, will be sucked into pitch blackness if they fail. And with the generator dead, there’s no way to charge the truck battery so they can make their escape on wheels.

Sounds intense, doesn’t it? If you’ve seen Darkness Falls, you know how nerve-racking fighting the darkness can be for movie-people when it fights them back.

Luke and Rosemary hustle to the truck. Their feeble light is flickering. The light in the bar is flickering. The shadow people popping up all around them, straining at the edges of Luke’s flashlight’s fading glow, are almost able to wrap their long, shadowy arms around him and Rosemary. Shadowy images of gigantic hands reach out for them. Ominous, vaguely human silhouettes chase after them. Barely making it to the truck in time, they snap on the headlights to dispel the shadows. Time continues to run out. They now need to quickly push the truck back to the bar before its battery dies and the headlights go out; before the bar’s lights go out. They push hard.

Half-way there, Luke and Rosemary take a break to rest and mope. A Walmart 15-minute kind of break. Granted Luke has a swollen ankle, but frankly, it won’t hurt if he fails.

They sit down by the car and ponder. Apparently the moping session they argued through before, when they first met in the bar, when Rosemary stumbles in looking for her kids, almost shoots him, and then blames it all on God’s wrath on all of mankind for sinning, didn’t waste enough of their precious time. Situational credibility gone. Setup tension broken.

Brad Anderson and Anthony Jaswinski trip over their own two frames. It’s the proverbial ‘kill the moment’ moment. In dire situations, people don’t think and chew on their words or thoughts slowly. If you or I were surrounded by piles of clothes formerly filled by people, and surrounded by an evil darkness reaching out to grab us from all the unlighted nooks and crannies, we’d–I have no doubt–be busting a move like our lives depended on it. I’d think even Sarah Palin would have to agree with this one: you betcha!

Vanishing on 7th Street is still a good movie. It just, oddly, ignores common sense to give character depth at an inopportune time, and when we don’t need it. Up until then, the enveloping creepiness, the unknown evil intention of it all, and the Lovecraftian doom that came to Detroit is palpable. It is a movie that glues our nerves to jangle because what’s happening is so alien and everyone is so screwed because of it. You can’t help but hope for the best, even knowing the worst has to happen. Anderson and Jaswinski hold our attention and bring it deeper and deeper into the mystery.

Until they fumble and kill the moment.

Faces of Boris Karloff
Le Monstre Sacre…Behind the Mask…

Boris Karloff: Le Monstre Sacre, Behind the Mask…Collection Horror Pictures from Gerard Noel faneditions, copyrighted 1989.  I found this digest-sized book in Professor Kinema's Boris Karloff file. Picture comments are in French, by Jean-Claude Michel. (click to enlarge)

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Captain Company Monster Wallets and Wall Plaques

Wallet Ad01It doesn't get much cooler than these Captain Company items. The colors, the poses, the Universal monsters; grownup monsterkids still salivate at the sight of them.

While I've seen the vinyl wallets now and then (especially after the re-issues), I don't recall seeing any of the wall plaques.

Note to Phil Kim and the new Famous Monsters of Filmland: maybe it's time to resurrect the wall plaques. I'd even update them if I were you. Add Freddy, Jason, and Chucky (but for godsakes, not the remake versions!) And add a backlight so they glow in the dark. Just a thought.

 

 

Thanks to Professor Kinema for supplying this back cover ad from Famous Monsters of Filmland #29.

They’re Closing My Borders Bookstore

Borders_store_closing Do you remember the Night Gallery episode, They're Tearing Down Tim Riley's Bar? It's the matching bookend to Rod Serling's Twilight Zone episode, Walking Distance.

They aren't horrific in the usual sense of the word, but they're both terrifying nonetheless. Both are about time marching on and how change happens around you, through you, in spite of you, and how you don't change–because you can't or won't or just plain get your butt stuck in the middle.

A transcendental fly, mired on some decade by decade sticky paper, you keep wiggling your little life's butt–and go nowhere. The kicker is you're still moving, even though you're ass isn't. You have no choice. Time's beating it's chronological fly swatter, hard, around you, swiping out the places, the people, and eventually all the sweet things you buzz around. And it sucks having to watch them go.

I'm going to miss the Borders they're closing in Westbury. It is better than Tim Riley's bar. It is close. It is convenient. It is comforting. It's where I spent time watching my son grow up from reading picture books to young adult vampire novels. It's where, after Tower Records crashed, my next favorite magazine place–before Borders downsized the racks–kept me coming back for new issues, fresh coffee, and stale pastries. It's where my family goes a few times each month to browse, to lounge, to explore. To be a family.

You remember browsing, don't you? It's a quaint ritual–not the same as web surfing–a little bitty thing, where you make time stand still on purpose, and directionless, so you can peek and prod around the usually hidden edges of may-be-interesting.

Catch my drift? Catch my key action word here? I don't think Borders did. In time it became too often that too few books and magazines were there to browse. Too often I was told the bookstore could order it for me, and I'll see it in a few days. Why bother? I can order online and get it faster.

I'm kind of sad, kind of annoyed. Bookstores are like libraries. There's something reassuring in being able to walk up and down their aisles, directionless, timeless, without a search query based on what somebody else thinks I'm looking for pointing the way. And when you've done it for a time in the same place, you start feeling like that guy in They're Tearing Down Tim Riley's Bar, even if you only drink coffee, and even though they're just books after all, when it goes away.

1984 Dark Shadows Festival Program

20110214163142_001 Professor Kinema (Jim Knusch) attended the Dark Shadows Festival of 1984, with Jonathan Frid in attendance. The professor was a guest speaker, delivering a presentation on 'The Cinema of the Vampire." He was an 11th hour replacement for author Leonard Wolf. The convention and Jim are mentioned  in the Dark Shadows chapter (#20) of True Tales of the Unknown, the Uninvited.

Here's the Festival Program (pdf), and Jim's mementos from the event.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Captain Company Creepy Cousins

Creepy and Eerie magazines are the epitome of monsterkidism, back in the day. Without Warren Publishing pushing the horror craze in print, we'd be the lesser for it. It's ironic when you think of it, but with all this horror came a more stalwart social awareness through the telling of it, which kids were privy to and adults abhorred.

The first known interracial kiss in mainstream comics (as opposed to underground comix occurred in Warren's Creepy #43 (Jan. 1972), in "The Men Who Called Him Monster" by writer Don McGregor and artist Luis Garcia. McGregor said in 2001 that the kiss was actually due to the artist misunderstanding the line "This is the clincher" in the script. McGregor would later script color comic books' first known interracial kiss, in the "Killraven: Warrior of the Worlds" feature in Amazing Adventures #31 (July 1975).
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