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The Legend of Hell House (1973)

The Legend of Hell House publicity still

Zombos Says: This movie and The Haunting (1963) are required viewing for any horror fan.

I first watched The Legend of Hell House at a drive-in in 1973. Unfortunately, the fog started rolling in, obscuring the screen, just when it was getting good and nasty. It took some years to finally watch it again, to the end, and fully appreciate the depth of both the screenplay and the camera work. The onscreen timestamp, counting down the one week given for the investigation conducted by physicist Lionel Barrett (Clive Revill), spiritual medium Florence Tanner (Pamela Franklin), and the sole survivor of a previous but failed investigation, Ben Fischer (Roddy McDowall), adds a documentary tone around the growing tension, both psychological and supernatural. …

Star Wars (1977) Radio Spots

Star Wars a New Hope, award scene

Welcome, all lovers of outer space adventures! Welcome to my Radio Spot Reliquary.

It was late May of 1977 when a relatively unknown movie opened in theaters and set off a chain reaction never before seen…a reaction that is still going strong almost fifty years later. Through sequels, comic books, books, cartoon series, and countless streaming spin-offs, the adventure continues to this day. Never has a handful of characters been so totally embraced by the cultures of the world as have these brave and gallant heroes battling seemingly overwhelming odds. Visually magnificent with groundbreaking visual effects, this motion picture set the standard for space operas to follow.

Radio-wise, the marketing campaign for this film never let up. The first five radio spots released were from May, 1977 and the next three were from mid-summer. The next fifteen story spots done in serial form were from its re-release in July, 1978 (shoot, at some theaters it was still playing as late as December, 1977!), and the last ten were from its re-release in 1979…”It’s Back!”

So, listen to the radio spots from the movie that started it all…a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. The Force! Droids! Aliens! Heroes and a Princess! Jedis! Light Sabers! Star Destroyers! The Death Star! Star Wars!

 

 

Re-release in July, 1978

 

Re-release in 1979

For Whom the AI Bell Tolls:
Book Cover Illustrators

AI image of robot drawing book coverThat screaming you hear is from the servers of AI grinding the bones of book cover illustrators. Just to add more salt to this wound, this article’s outline was generated by Perplexity AI. But I completely ignored its outline, which could be biased, even just a little.

The words you’re reading are mine, with a small dash of Hunter S. Thompson to give it them some bite. Just because the AI gave me an outline doesn’t mean I need to stay within its lines. I’m still the human in the loop. For now, anyway. By the way, the illustration for this article was also generated by Perplexity. You can stone me later. For now, just keep reading.

AI is coming for your job, man! That’s the bottom line, end of your story. Music, graphics, real humans writing real articles instead of robo-ridden slush, all of that’s fading away like a Picasso left out in the sun. Soon enough we’ll all be like Charlie Chaplain caught up in the gears of that monstrous machine, or one of the worker-drones in Metropolis, slaving away at the gears of that monstrous machine while whatever it produces, without any human skin in the game, nor human experience, nor human sweat, nor human experience’s highs and lows, sucks the electricity out of us non-cloud city dwellers to deliver, like a Dasher pumped by a large tip, what we used to pay skilled people for. …

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Radio Spots

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark scene with Indie looking at golden idol

Welcome, all lovers of all things weird and wonderful! Welcome to my Radio Spot Reliquary.

I was visiting with Granny Creech the other day when she noticed all the radio spots I had rearranged in my Reliquary and she wondered when I was going to start sharing them here on Zombos’ site. I told her I didn’t want to steal her thunder and, besides, I don’t have the way with words like she does. She chided me and told me that it would be OK. She said she concentrates on spots from the fifties and sixties, with a few later exceptional exceptions, and it would be cool for me to bring out those from the seventies and eighties. She said they were still good and fans would like to hear them. No detailed introductions would be needed just present them. So, I thought about it and decided that it could work. But I would need some help.

I’m no historian and I hate researching things, so I asked our old buddy Zombos if he would be able to help me. I aroused him from his usual stupor and, after much coercion and the promise of two cases of Guinness, he agreed to be my backup, filling in where I needed some help.

So, here is to the first of what promises to be a long series of classic newer radio spots, presented in no particular order, just however the mood strikes me.  I’m sure you will enjoy them, as collecting them has been a labor of love for me. They are some of my favorite titles and I want you to hear them. …

Crossing the Streams

AI image of bookcase filled with books and movies, with an old television set in front.Binge watching the streams and eye-balling the books falling off the shelf. What a life.

Finally caught up to the Punisher on Disney Plus. I’d say the title should be more like the Punishment. He does get beat up. A lot. Jon Bernthal as Frank Castle presents the perfect picture of a human punching bag that punches back. Castle returns in a one-off special for Disney Plus, to be co-written with Bernthal, to air in 2026. The two seasons, so far, are intense, with Castle hunting down the people involved in his family’s murder. A twist pops up in season two when one of those people survives a horrific beating with some screws shaken loose and little past memory of how evil he was. He struggles between guilt and embracing that evil as it returns in flashes of violence. Castle just struggles with everything, but especially some internally driven guilt, leaving him open to bleeding. A lot. The Punisher ties neatly into the Jessica Jones and Daredevil universe, so essential viewing if you like that dark underbelly of crime noir dripping off of wet urban sidewalks feeling. …

Mogambo (1953) Special Accessories
Pressbook Supplement

Clark Gable, Ava Gardner, and Grace Kelly, along with MGM, remake Red Dust (1932) with 1953’s Mogambo. Extensive location and studio shooting make for a steamy jungle picture about gorillas and messy human relationships. Robert Burns used traditional African music in place of the usual score, and John Ford directed with his usual blunt and grump, giving tension between him and Gable. The on-location shooting was arduous and with some danger, with Gable given an armed guard while in Kenya (Wikipedia). The word, Mogambo, is just a twist on Mocambo, which was a Hollywood nightclub that producer Sam Zimbalist came up with. I suppose he was a regular at the nightclub. John Ford was particularly rough on Ava Gardner because he wanted Maureen O’Hara instead. “Donald Sinden (and all male members of the crew who removed their shirts) had to shave any hair from their chests daily, as Clark Gable (who did not have a hairy chest) thought it an affront to his ‘manliness’ (Classic Movie Hub).

This Special Accessories supplement to the movie’s pressbook goes all out and is filled with enough monkey business (I know, I know, monkeys are not gorillas, but gorilla business sounds awful, so…) to dress up the theater inside and out. There’s also a nifty Color Mogambo Animals coloring mat, 16″x20″, that is a great newspaper or standalone activity.

Mogambo (1953) movie Special Accessories Supplement

Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)
Pressbook

Count Yorga, Vampire, helped bridge the Victorian-styled, mostly in the country vampire,  to the urban vampire, prowling city streets for his (or her) next victim. Holding this movie back from becoming a more impressive note in the history of cinema vampires is its bare bones budget and lack of style in direction. Robert Quarry is a standout in the role, but he’s given a pedestrian script that lacks nuance and vitality. That aside, it did spawn a sequel, so the box office was less lifeless than the movie.

Count Yorga Vampire Pressbook

The Incredible Melting Man
Exhibitor’s Teaser

Courtesy of It Came From Hollywood is this advance sales kicker for Rick Baker’s work in The Incredible Melting Man. With apparent influence from The Quatermass Xperiment, 1955, The Incredible Melting Man did well at the box office but was panned by critics. Rick Baker, the special makeup effects wizard whose creations appear in many notable horror and sci fi movies (Men in Black, Star Wars, It’s Alive, An American Werewolf in London, etc.), had designed the melting effect to be gradual, with four distinct phases of makeup.

It wasn’t until Baker was well into his work for The Incredible Melting Man that he heard from the Star Wars accountant who informed Baker that they wanted him to make the aliens for the cantina sequence. Baker explained that he was now totally involved in The Incredible Melting Man, but they persisted in their desire for Baker’s talent and asked if he couldn’t work something out. Baker would assemble and set up a crew to do the work with Baker supervising. The team Baker formed consisted of Doug Beswick, Jon Berg, Laine Liska, Rob Bottim [sic], and Phil Tippett, nearly all of whom are stop-motion animators…

…Baker’s work on The Incredible Melting Man consisted of four major latex full-head masks. Each one was altered slightly so that there were perhaps ten different versions of the makeup (Making a Monster, Al Taylor and Sue Roy, 1980, Crown Publishers).

From Paul: “This sumptuous heavy card stock teaser was sent out to exhibitors in the Summer of 1977 in advance of the picture’s Christmas release. I acquired this rare little gem in the Summer of 1985, and the story of how I knabbed it is worth sharing here.

During my youth as a wayward teen, smoking cigarettes and combing my hair to look cool, I used to do other “cool” stuff like rummage through garbage dumpsters behind local movie theaters. The Marquette Theater, one of three local neighborhood theaters in the Marquette Park area on the South Side of Chicago, had closed the year before. During the Summer of 1985, a crew cleaned the place out. Dumping boxes of god knows what into several dumpsters behind the theater. There were boxes of paperwork (which I should have also grabbed) and many other pressbooks and advertising material (which I also should have grabbed but didn’t), but within this pile of “garbage” was this little gem. It caught my eye above everything else because it was something I had never seen before. The cover was beaten to all hell, but the rest looked as mint as it does in these scans. I’ve held onto this since then because the excitement of finding it in a dumpster behind a defunct movie theater was one of the highlights of my life as a collector. Since discovering it in 1985, I’ve never run across another.

The Marquette Theater, to my knowledge based on research, never booked Melting ManStar Wars played The Marquette for what seemed like forever, so I suppose the management wasn’t keen on kicking the golden goose to the curb to let an astronaut melt on the big screen. This item remains one of my most prized additions to my collection, mostly because it has a story attached to it, and pulling this nugget out to do a fresh, high-quality scan brought back all those memories of being a teen who loved movie marketing and memorabilia but rarely had the bread to buy anything.

 

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The Coward’s Corner of Homicidal

Professor Kinema was kind enough to share this shameful theater giveaway for Homicidal. Another brilliant gimmick to get into that theater seat, the Coward’s Corner made sure you didn’t sneak out during the more lurid moments of the movie. Of course, this is a William Castle movie, so while fun and scary, definitely not like sitting through Hostel, for sure. Here’s how it worked. A ‘fright-break’ would be given near the climax to give the more scared among the audience a chance to hoof it to the lobby, where they’d have to wait in a cardboard booth with a fake nurse. Of course, Castle made sure to really lay it on with a yellow light to follow the individual, as they followed yellow footsteps on the floor to the booth. All this while a pre-recorded message added “Watch the chicken!” Of course, the audience ate it all up. Not so much the person doing the walk of shame, though. There was a refund if anyone dared do it, but that rarely happened. Genius. Pure genius. At today’s ticket prices, I’m sure doing something like this would lose money pretty quick, though. Shame or savings? Hell, I’d go with savings.

 

Yor the Hunter From the Future
(1983) Pressbook

A French, Turkish, and Italian (oh my!) movie from 1983, Yor, the Hunter From the Future has dinosaurs, flying saucers, scantily clad men and women, robots, a giant bat, and Reb Brown. He played Captain America in a 1979 made for tv movie where he wore more clothes. Yor won three Golden Raspberry Awards in 1984. I’m not sure if director Antonio Margheriti was sober when working but you shouldn’t be if you want to watch this one. The pressbook is pretty cool, though, with a coloring contest, maze contest, and fun riffs on the Yor place or mine and Axe me, I’m Yor’s variety.

yor the hunter from the future pressbook

The Comics Code
20 Years of Self-Strangulation?

Here’s an interesting read for you older comic book geeks (like me) who remember the days of the comics’ code and its impact on both the comic and magazine racks. This article is taken from Inside Comics, issues 3 and 4, 1974. For you newbies, the Comics Code Authority (CCA) was formed in 1954 as a voluntary alternative to government regulation of the content in comics. It followed after a “moral panic” arose over the graphic violence, sexuality, gruesome horrors, and the supposed effect on juvenile delinquency, that comics packed in every issue.  Said panic was promoted by one Fredrik Wertham, a psychiatrist, who wrote a book called Seduction of the Innocent. While he came to be reviled by comic book fans, it should be said that he was a progressive shrink who treated poor black patients at his Lafargue Clinic (from Wikipedia), and “his institutional stressor findings were cited when courts overturned multiple segregation statutes, most notably in Brown v. Board of Education.” So he wasn’t all that bad, just misguided about comics.

EC Comics (which is now legendary for the horror titles it put out during the 1950s), and William Gaines, its publisher, took the ire of the senate judiciary subcommittee’s hearing to investigate juvenile delinquency after Wertham provided his light-the-bonfire testimony. As noted on CBLDF.org:

As for Gaines himself, the hearings changed his course forever: Gaines’ deep resentment of Wertham’s assertions and the impact of the Senate hearings colored his attitudes towards publishing. To escape the regulation of the Comics Code (and the dwindling comics sales he saw after the code was enacted), Gaines founded Mad magazine, encouraging cartoonists to lampoon authority. The magazine became a powerful influence on cartoonists and activists in the years to come.

Ironically, while the comics code “tidied-up” comic books, as one newspaper article of the time wrote, it forgot about the magazine rack. Magazines were not covered by the code. The horror, adult themes and images, and, frankly, the more entertaining aspects of storytelling moved over to the larger size format and into titles that included Creepy, Eerie, various Marvel horror and superhero titles, Skywald “horror mood” titles, and, continuing the irony, a reprinting of many of the 1940s and 1950s horror stories that spurred the comics’ code into existence in the first place (albeit in chilling black and white instead of color).

By 2001 Marvel dropped adherence to the comics code as it lost its relevance in the real world that it forced comics to hide from. But even before that, in 1971, Marvel ignored the somewhat confusing comics code rules with issue 96 of The Amazing Spider-Man, which contained a story about drug addiction. For the first time the code’s seal of approval did not appear on that issue. I can’t tell you how thrilling that was for me, and many comics fans of the day, to finally see that. We buzzed about it in the neighborhood for weeks.

Stan Lee made the decision to run with the issue without the code after the Nixon Whitehouse asked Marvel to do an anti-drug story. Lee went to the code people for approval and was turned down.  Go to CBR.com for more information.

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