Halloween Novelty

I met up with some nasties and ghoulies at Spirit Halloween recently. I'm not sure who does their production and art designs, but that person has some serious issues with clowns, kids, and holding onto sanity. Every time I walk into the place I find myself constantly looking around to make sure none of these monstrosities have left their pedestals (or stalking grounds). You never can be too sure in a Spirit Halloween store. I'm just waiting for them to finally have somebody dressed up as one of their pychotronic beasties and let the human-hybrid go after the customers. Just not when I'm in the store, though, please.

Here's a rogue's gallery of terror to whet your dreams. Or nightmares.

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Once again, Home Depot brings out the BIG Halloween novelties; the ones meant for your lawn but, damn, you wouldn't mind putting them up all year round in your home (if you had the room and a like-minded significant other, that is). Between Michaels, Home Depot, and a BIG wallet, you'd be in Halloween heaven (but possibly not your neighbors and house guests) for Halloween cheer all the year. And this year, more than previous ones, we need all the Halloween cheer we can muster.

Here are my favorite ghoulies and ghosties. I'm sure they'll be yours, too. The only people I know who would hate them are my lawn maintenance people. (Last year they mowed over a brand new haunted tree and ghosts blow-up. Let's see what mischief they can get into this year.)  The head-nodders and the singing raven are pretty nifty; just saying. And that alien is out of this world.

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Michaels, once again, packs the shelves with enough spooky goodies to satisfy just about every taste. Year after year, they focus on helping you decorate the inside of your home, with Day of the Dead, vintage-styled, gothic-styled, and lots of skeleton-styled artifacts. If Indiana Jones went looking for Halloween, he'd find it here. Very crafty of them. Here are some highlights to savor as we wait for the ghouls and ghosties this challenging season.

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The Home Depot by me still doesn't have the Halloween decorations out, but Lowe's did. And boy, some cool looking animated goodies this year. My favorite is the spooky radio.

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Okay. Maybe I'm rushing the Halloween season along a bit too fast, but can you blame me? With the pandemic, I'll take whatever little bit of Halloween Heaven I can find as quickly as possible. I think a lot of Halloweeners are feeling the same way: both adults and kids. Will it happen, won't it happen? Boy, the Halloween Tylenol and razor in apple scares of the 1970s and 1980s was a cakewalk compared to this virus. 

Home Depot, disappointingly, didn't have anything out yet, but I swung by Michaels and…they didn't have much of anything out yet either, just the so-cute it's safe Fall decorations; you know, the scarecrows, colorful autumn leaves, and blank-faced foam pumpkins just filling store shelves while die-hards wait for the REAL deal to start with the spooky stuff. But…

Michaels did have Lemax Spooky Town starting to take shape! So here's a look at some of the newer creations for 2020. And there were Halloween trees! I don't recall seeing these before, but for the true fan of Halloween like me–if my wife would let me, but she wouldn't–there are spooky trees you can put up and decorate rather gloomily and doomsily and ghostly. If your wife or significant other would let you, of course.

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