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JM Cozzoli

A horror genre fan with a blog. Scary.

Mayhem (2017)

Mayhem movie posterZombos Says: Very Good 

Director Joe Lynch and writer Matias Caruso deliver a slick and acerbic paycheck of an office-bound slaughterfest with Steven Yeun (The Walking Dead, Voltron) and Samara Weaving (Ash vs Evil Dead, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri) hammering, nail-gunning, and power-tooling their way to the boardroom on the top floor. The slapstick-gore, inhibition-releasing adrenaline rush that a virus unleashes in a big office building law firm provides opportunities for jabs and stabs that go beyond the copious blood-letting. Who wouldn't want to unleash their inner beast on the corporate mime and grime they wade through every day? Having it happen to lawyers is just so much more icing on the cake (as cinema often tells us).

Made to look the fall guy by slick shark manager "the Siren" (Caroline Chikezie), Derek (Steven Yeun) is fired and hustled out the building, almost. A S.W.A.T team pulls up with guns tightly aimed at anyone attempting to leave. The building is put on quarantine after a sensor tips off the feds to the airborne virus that turns one eye red of those infected. Let the mayhem begin.

Ever since Captain Kirk and his crew dealt with inhibition-releasing germs in The Naked Time, horror and sci fi cinema has delivered a smorgasbord of variations on the theme. Here, the mood is more grindhouse artsy (just look at the movie's poster art), and cheeky, when Derek pairs up with Melanie (Samara Weaving), a very unhappy, soon-to-be-evicted-from-her-home-by the-evil-corporate-law-firm-David-works-for, all too happy revenge-seeker. Excuses can be made since it was David's law firm that pioneered the non-liability defense for anyone infected. They gleefully crack open the tool cage, gear up, and do things we never saw on This Old House.

Camera handler Steve Gainer (and the editing) moves gracefully between the slaying and the quiet moments of reflection (well, not that quiet), through the bright white hallways and into the darker elevator and boardroom. The elevator to the boardroom, of course, provides a metaphor for climbing the corporate ladder as Derek and Melanie go after the keycards needed to take them to the top, where the cocaine-sniffing "The Boss," (Steven Brand), waits with his wine-sipping board members, who are hoping to ride out the contagion mayhem.

Most anyone who has worked in a corporate setting will certainly cheer Derek and Melanie on.

 

 

Magick Theatre Issue No.8, 1987

The pro-zine Magick Theatre, put out by Raymond Young, was always a long reading experience as it was packed with content. In this issue there is an interview with Forrest J. Ackerman (Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine), Susan Cabot (The Wasp Woman) is remembered and Review O Rama provides critiques for your viewing pleasure, with the Movie Noose Reel providing the low-down on remakes, half-bakes, and well-dones. And still more to enjoy and bring back memories. 

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Witches’ Tales Issue Vol.4 No.6, 1972

"Ugh! You look like something we used to dissect in medical school…only worse!" or "I didn't have the heart to tell the poor guy he may lose both hands. I've always wondered if I could graft on new hands and make them work…SAY…those hands in the drawer?" You decide, in Bloody Ten Fingers. In the meantime, Jeremiah has an overbearing mother, but not for long, and Horror Harbor has that death by the soggy seaside fun you know you love, with art to die for.

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Witches’ Tales Issue Vol.4 No.4, 1972

A Gypsy band of zombies, three men in a tub wreak terror and death, a corpse jumps up and buries somebody else, and a spider woman puts the bite on some suckers. Oh, and they managed to squeeze in a witch's curse for good measure. And the first three stories were never reprinted! So read them now! What's scarier than the stories? The inside front cover's ad, that's what. 

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Weird Issue Vol.6 No.7, 1972

Wade into The Murder Pool and lose some weight, spend a Night of Terror by mistake, and don't take finger rings from ghouls with big eyes. Your eyes don't deceive you: Ghoul Without Pockets was printed with pages 47 and 48 out of order. So read page 48 before 47. You may also notice that the cover is a poor cut and paste job from previous issues. Weird. Very weird.

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Witches’ Tales Issue Vol.5 No.6, 1973

Eat the Flesh! Drink the Blood! gets my vote for the Creeper Keeper Award. "Hey! Get a load of that spider! It's like, HUGE!" Mike Howlett in his The Weird Indexes of Eerie Publications believes this story may be an original because he couldn't find a precursor. It would make an awesome radio horrordrama.

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