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JM Cozzoli

A horror genre fan with a blog. Scary.

My Halloween: Halloween Overkill

1 Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…Halloween Man666 of Halloween Overkill keeps asking the questions “Can you really have Halloween overkill? Can you ever have too much of that October 31st  rush of candy, costumes, and creepy fun?” And he always comes up with the same answer: Hell No!

 

Why is Halloween important to you?

I think the thing that makes Halloween so important to me today is because of the memories I have of Halloweens long past and the feelings of past Halloweens that it invokes. The Halloween nights growing up where I was Dracula, and a ninja turtle, and the devil, and even a clown are all nights that I can still remember to this day. The smell of grease paint and scorched pumpkin guts. The smell of pumpkin seeds roasting in the oven and that smell of the plastic insides of those masks we used to wear.  Even that odd scent of burning fog machine liquid are all sensations I can actually smell right now if I try hard enough. I have these vague memories of it always being slightly rainy on Halloween growing up and now it just seems to be ice cold up in Michigan where I travel to be with my parents every Halloween. So mostly I think it is just reliving and remembering those memories of old Halloween’s and my youth that makes Halloween so special to me.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

My ideal Halloween would be waking on a warm autumn Saturday Halloween to the smell of doughnuts from Blake’s Apple Orchard and the scent of cider coming from the kitchen at my parents’ house. My wife and I would finish setting up the front yard haunt that we do every year at my parents’ house. A few people would show up for a small Halloween party and after it gets slightly dark outside we would kick it into high gear with the theatrics and fog machines and makeup and masks. The yard haunt would run for a few hours during which a few more close family members and friends would all show up to celebrate and watch the madness unfold on the front lawn.  After the actual trick or treating is done we might pile into the car, speeding away from the city lights into the eerie darkness of the farm countryside to enjoy a professional haunted house and hayride. When all that is done we would all come home to a nice warm pizza, a few gallons of pop and a few pounds of candy. We would relax watching all of our favorite Halloween classics on the t.v. We would all stay up past midnight (I haven’t missed a Halloween midnight since I was about 5 years old). Then we would all wind down and say goodnight as everybody heads home.

What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

The Halloween collectibles I cherish are the ones from my youth. The ’70s and ’80s Halloween decorations are the best, and I consider them collectibles. Aside from that I have many different little Halloween trinkets I’ve collected over the years which I hold very dear to my heart. The Halloween collectibles I hate are some of the more modern ones that are too cutesy (such as the bejeweled skulls) for the holiday, although there have been a few modern collectibles here and there that I would proudly add to my collection. I’d have to say one of my all-time favorite Halloween collectibles was actually featured right here on Zombos Closet: the Halloween Haunted House Nite-Lite.

When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?

I think the first time I knew that Halloween was “THE day” was the year I was dressed up as Dracula. I can still remember my parents helping me put the makeup on and helping out with the costume and the accessories. To this day I don’t know how, but I can replay most of the night in my head as if it had just happened yesterday.

Here is one of my most cherished pictures of me on that night (photo top right). That is my dad behind me in the chair and I don’t know what it is about the picture but as an adult it just tugs at my heart strings to see myself as a little Dracula boy and my dad behind me growling and showing off his “Vampiric” side as well. I often credit my parents as being the ones who I can blame for my Halloween and horror obsession and this picture reminds me of that.

2What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what’s your answer?

Q: Hi Jason, would you like to come work for our Halloween mask/decorations/haunted house/design/screenwriting company?

A: Hell yes I would!

By the way that’s my wife and I (photo right). Trick or Treat!

Targets (1968)

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Zombos Says: Sublime

Our times have indeed changed.

Our psyches have succumbed to accepting serial killers and terrorists walking the daylight hours just as easily as Dracula hunts through the night. The simple truth is we no can no longer be scared by the black and white monsters of yesterday: or spook show scared by mad scientists and marauding apes; or Frankenstein’s Monster scared; or stalked by Bela Lugosi through a cemetery scared. We need victims suffering more pain and more terror in movies now for our scares: we need to see their limbs and minds pulled apart  in ever more creative and disgusting ways to lessen the real horrors snarling at us daily, ready to pounce without warning. We’ve overdosed on real fear as it constantly gnaws away at us like Lovecraft’s rats in the walls, until we need another fix that’s stronger than the Wolf Man’s bite or seeing baby zombies dancing on YouTube.

The monsters no longer live on Maple Street: they moved in on my street, and your street, and every other street in the world. They began moving in sometime around 1968, after the Vietnam War had taken its toll on our senses while it held us prisoner by its extensive primetime television coverage, giving Dracula and the Mummy serious competition for our scares.

George Romero shocked us with a visceral, unrelenting horror lumbering ever closer to our homes, but even before him directors like Herschell Gordon Lewis were upping the body count and buckets of blood with gusto; or telling us Uncle Charlie isn’t the person you think he is until we finally believed it. Blame Alfred Hitcock’s Shadow of a Doubt and Psycho for instigating this change from our comfortably distant monsters to the normal-looking family dismemberer, or the quietly deadly person next door with long pork in his fridge, or the nascent mass murderer down the block with the huge gun collection.

It took Peter Bogdanovich’s Targets to solidify this change. At a time when major political figures were being assassinated, social unrest had hit its deadly zenith, and the Mai Lai Massacre unraveled moral certainty, Targets‘ spree-killer Bobby heralded the new monster model, the kit Aurora never got around to making: the unassuming neighbor with a wish for death on his lips—lots of deaths—and a fetish for guns. Lots of guns.

The greatest fear is the one breathing down your neck with its hands in your pockets. You can ask all the questions you want, but no answers will come. They never do. So you make up your own answers to satisfy yourself that you know WHY. But you never really do. There is no real WHY. There’s only how, and when, and who will be next.

Clean cut, upper middle-class Charles Whitman went on a shooting spree at the University of Texas at Austin, indiscriminately killing or injuring anyone he could target in his 4x Leopold Scope, mounted on his hunting rifle. Why he did that on an ordinary day in August of 1966 is anyone’s guess.

Maybe he had a brain tumor. Maybe he had a ruptured family life with a domineering, perfectionist father. Maybe he had an unhappy marriage. Maybe he had too many guns.

Bobby Thompson (Tim O’Kelly), the indiscriminate, sniping murderer in Targets is Bogdanovich’s Whitman. Bobby’s unhappy but he doesn’t know why. Bobby wants to murder his family, but he’s not sure why. Bobby needs to shoot as many people dead as possible. We don’t know why.

Not knowing why is the true horror in Targets, and a brilliant understatement by Bogdanovich. The remaining horror is death; all the death Bobby deals through his targeting scope and the fear of death the aged and tired Byron Orlok (Boris Karloff) feels breathing down his neck. Roger Corman may have insisted Bogdanovich use Karloff’s contracted time, and the extra minutes of footage from Karloff’s movies (The Terror and The Criminal Code) to pad the movie’s running time, but Bogdanovich turns this budget thriller into a masterpiece of terror by incorporating those minutes as essential extensions to his story while allowing Karloff’s notoriety to flesh out Orlok’s credibility. They enhance the movie’s theme of fait accompli death; the irreconcilable one brought about by Bobby’s hand and the impending one soon to overtake Orlok, who, at the end of his career is closer to Death’s hand and now questions the worth of his life and career. Both men are preoccupied with death, but Orlok turns inwardly to shut off his future while Bobby turns outwardly to shut down his past.

Orlok doesn’t want to do any more movies. He turns down Sammy’s (Peter Bogdanovich) next script and suddenly decides to retire from the screen. Bobby doesn’t want to keep living the way he does so he starts planning his family’s murder and his killing spree. A glimpse into his car trunk reveals an arsenal of firepower, lovingly arranged like butterflies stuck on needles in a glass showcase to be admired. From a gun shop Bobby examines his new gun scope closely. He chances on seeing Orlok across the street and lines up the famed horror actor in the crosshairs. Afterwards, Bobby eats candy bars and blasts his car radio while he drives around to find the perfect killing ground along the Reseda Freeway. Orlok heads off to enjoy a quiet dinner, celebrating his retirement from movies where, as he says, anyone can be painted up to scare the audience these days.

Remember how Karloff felt when the Frankenstein Monster became a prop that anyone could dress up as? He gave up the role after Son of Frankenstein because of that.

Sammy persists. He shows up in Orlok’s hotel room, script in hand. He gets drunk with Orlok as they watch The Criminal Code. Both sleep it off. Orlok’s assistant Jenny (Nancy Hsueh) convinces Orlok to reconsider Sammy’s movie offer. And Orlok finally agrees to do the personal appearance he promised for the Reseda Drive-In for the screening of one of his old movies, The Terror.

Orlok quickly becomes annoyed by the questions and answers prepared for him by the interviewer  for the screening (Sandy Baron) and recommends he tell a story instead. Bogdanovich pulls the camera in close as Orlok, now really Karloff the Uncanny, relates the ironic twist of fate in An Appointment in Samarra. Not only does Bogdanovich pay homage to a master craftsman, whose name is synonymous with horror cinema, but he uses this wonderful opportunity to further his theme of death; and Karloff tells this story in one take (the production crew clapped when he was done).

Both Orlok and Bobby have an appointment to keep at the Reseda Drive-In.

Orlok arrives in his limousine and waits for his interview. Bobby sees an opportunity to evade the police and hides behind the big screen after his earlier rampage sniping at drivers on the Reseda Freeway is interrupted by the police searching for him.

One by one he begins to shoot people in the audience, until someone notices what’s going on and spreads the warning that there’s a sniper. Cars begin to leave, prompting Orlok to joke how much they enjoy his movie. Bogdanovich shows scenes of Orlok in The Terror in-between scenes of Bobby killing drive-in patrons, contrasting old horror with new. One scene, the one which upset me when I first watched Targets—and still does—involves a dome-lighted car interior, a crying youngster, and his unfortunate father. We see the youngster’s face first, the tears, the terror on his face; then we see his father shot through the head: unexpected death in an unsuspecting place. In this single moment, Bogdanovich shows us the most important thing we need to know about true horror, which doesn’t come from seeing the monster, but from seeing the monster’s aftermath.

Orlok, seeing Bobby has a rifle, goes after him with his cane. Bobby, confronted by an approaching Orlok on the drive-in screen behind him and the real one in front of him, becomes confused. Orlok knocks the gun from Bobby’s hands, asking himself “Is this what I was afraid of?”

As the police handcuff Bobby, he boasts he rarely missed. And isn’t that what we are all afraid of?

My Halloween: Slammed and Damned

Halloween Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…Slammed and Damned’s Theron tells us what just is his childhood. And it starts with the letter “H.”

 

Why is Halloween important to you?

Whoa, how to answer this? Halloween epitomizes everything I love. It’s monsters and autumn and childhood memories and scary movies and jack-o’-lanterns and candy and Ben Cooper costumes, and the joy and wonder in the eyes of my children. It’s everything that’s good about living, I suppose. To me, Halloween is about being a kid—being hopeful, alive and in awe. Sure, adults have co-opted it, but that’s why. Halloween allows us to get back in touch with those feelings, if only for a night.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

I suppose it begins before Halloween, because the atmosphere must be created. There are decorations to arrange and pumpkins to carve. Then, Halloween evening, the air fills with a palpable excitement as the kids put on their costumes and prepare for the night’s festivities. The candy is put into a bowl by the door in anticipation of the ghouls and goblins to come. We take our littlest out for a quick tour of the neighborhood while the older one goes out with friends, but we have to make it back with plenty of time to hand out some treats. Then, when the trick-or-treaters have slowed down, we all gather and unwind by eating gobs of candy and watching some classic Universal horror until the little monster is asleep, at which point we ramp it up and watch something that’s more fun for the big kids—Kevin Tenney’s Night of the Demons is always a Halloween fave.

Frankenstein1967c What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

All I have of consequence are those memories, which are more than precious.

When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?

I’m not exactly sure, but what comes to mind is a Halloween when I was around 8 years old. This  was back in “the age of innocence,” when young kids could roam the neighborhood without adult supervision. It was a cool, dark night and my friends and I were running from house to house, not paying attention to anything but the next score. We were whipping through yards without thought and had given up using walkways and sidewalks—they just slowed us down. As I raced through one unfamiliar yard, I ran face-first into a virtually invisible chain link fence…which answers that age-old question: What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? Answer: An 8-year-old kid with a sugar rush ends up flat on his back, sporting a bloody nose and surrounded by scattered candy. Good times…

What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked, and what’s your answer?

Question: What is the best Halloween-themed entertainment?

Answer: There is but one answer. It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is the alpha and the omega.

My Halloween: Kindertrauma

UnkFive questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…Kindertrauma’s Unkle Lancifer tells us, in-between mouthfuls of candy, all about his night of beaming spirits.

 

Why is Halloween important to you?

As an avid despiser of all things summer, the entire month of October is my friend. It makes due on a promise that September is unable to fulfill, the promise of the complete death of summer. Halloween is the best night in the best month of the year. On Halloween everyone behaves in the way that they want to all year round but are afraid to. Also I firmly believe that the wall between our world and that of the supernatural world is onionskin thin on Halloween night provided you drink enough.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

I would like to spend Halloween being chased by a psychopathic killer in a Leonard Nimoy mask. Unfortunately, I am currently too long in the tooth to be proper psycho bait so that boat has regrettably sailed.

Unk4 What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

I have a plastic pumpkin-head man that used to be filled with candy but is now filled with crushed leaves from a cemetery in Salem. I created it about twenty years ago and I believe it has magical powers of some sort. He hangs out with my one-armed mummy action figure.

When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?

When I was a wee child I was severely injured whilst performing a temper tantrum. I was left with a scar on my forehead, which has faded a great deal at this point but was pronounced in my youth. A bunch of kids (who eventually met mysterious ends) used to tease me and call me “Frankenstein.” (I know, Frankenstein is the doctor and not the monster but these kids were morons.) The first Halloween I remember fondly involved me dressing up as Frankenstein’s monster as a response to my tormentors. It was on this day that I vowed to use my freaky nature to my advantage whenever possible and to celebrate my slew of deformities.

What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what’s your answer?

Q: What are you going to dress up as this year and what are you going to drink on Halloween night?

A: The answer is “The Legend of Boggy Creek” and Jim Beam.

Halloween Nodders
Skeleton and Frankenstein Monster

I picked this happy duo up at a CVS (or maybe it was Walgreens) a few years ago.  Would I do it again? No. Not that they aren’t well crafted, it’s just I really don’t like Halloween items that are too cutesy. I’m not much into plastic gore pieces, either, but ol’ green eyes looks more like  a hobo than The Monster. The skeleton is kind of Dia de los Muertos, though, so not too badly done.

Halloween Nodders Skeleton and Frankenstein Monster

My Halloween: Horror Host Dr. Gangrene

Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…Horror Host Dr. Gangrene of Tales From the Lab steps away from his test tubes and beakers for a moment to mix a monstrous potion for our Halloween enjoyment.

 

Why is Halloween important to you?

Halloween was the first thing I remember really latching on to. It may have been because of the candy, certainly, but there was always more than just that. The entire feel of the holiday was magical, and still is to me. The sights, sounds, hell, even the smells of Halloween to this day give me that warm feeling inside.

Certainly a big part of it was the costumes. Dressing up as someone else, even for just one night, and not only getting the okay to be as ghoulish, gory and scary as you want from adults but actually being rewarded for it (candy) – what could be better than that?

Halloween is still important to me to this day, and I’ve enjoyed passing along traditions to my kids.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

I’m a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to the holiday. My ideal Halloween definitely centers around trick or treating. I am a parent on the later end of raising kids – they’re all either grown up or are growing up and getting too old for trick or treating any longer. The oldest two are in college and my youngest is 13 now, so he’s just about done with the door to door thing. Makes me kind of sad, but I realize that when we aren’t walking around with him any longer I’ll be able to stay at home and hand out candy, which is very cool too.

Our house is THAT house – every neighborhood has one. It’s the one in the neighborhood that is all decorated for the holiday. It’s the one you can see from the end of the street, lights, props, smoke and music all rolling out like a scary beacon in the night. For the past twelve years we’ve lived in our house we’ve had my parents come house sit and hand out candy while we made the rounds with the boys. Kind of gave us a second go-around at trick or treat vicariously through them. It’s fun to get out, meet the neighbors, and see what decorations they’ve put up.

I kind of envision doing a small scale Bob Burns type thing one day, decorating the place and handing out candy and scares in equal proportions. Then when trick or treat wraps up, around 10 or so, it’s time to snuggle up with a cold beer, hot pumpkin stew and scary movies.

What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

The Halloween items I cherish most are probably the photographs of myself as a kid around Halloween time – my mom found several and gave them to me a few years back. They’re my favorite Halloween item – you can really see the love of the holiday in my eyes in those pictures. I also found a couple of items on ebay that are in these photos – a plastic orange pumpkin lamp and a Ben Cooper skeleton costume. So those are pretty neat as well.

When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?

I don’t think there is one specific one, just a bunch of random memories that all run together. Wearing those plastic Ben Cooper masks, the elastic strap pulling the hair on the back of your head, sweat beading on your upper lip. That certain smell the plastic had. Running from house to house with a bucket full of candy, trying desperately to hit as many houses as possible before the night ended. Getting popcorn balls and apples among the candy. Taking trips to Woolworth’s to pick out my Halloween costume, the Ben Cooper and Collegeville costumes lining the shelves. Carving pumpkins and trying to decide whether it would have a friendly or scary face (scary would almost always win out).

What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what’s your answer?

Q: What’s your favorite Halloween memory?

A: For me it would be the year my son, Ian, dressed as me for Halloween. We walked around as a father and son version of Dr. Gangrene that Halloween – now how cool is that? My only regret is that, like a dumbass, I didn’t take any pictures. But I’ll always have the memory!

Graphic Book Review: The Thief of Always

ThiefofAlways Zombos Says: Excellent

Holiday House, a magical place where four seasons roll by in a single day, where children are free to spend their time doing exactly what they wish..

Ten-year old Harvey Swick is stuck in February like a fly on that gooey, sticky paper strip. He's bored, mired in routine, all tuckered out from not having a real life, the one he wants to live. Lord knows February can be brutal: there's not one real holiday in jumping distance. Only sparse days devoted to heart-shaped boxes of chocolates and Fat Tuesday bead necklaces, but those don't count much: not a boo, gobble gobble, or ho-ho-ho to be found. Tell me you don't have a little Harvey Swick stuckness in you, old or young, whatever your case may be, and I'll tell you no lies.

And lies are where it all begins. Young Harvey's done to a turn when Mr. Rictus flies through the bedroom window and points Harvey to Holiday House, a wonderful place where the seasons happen all in one day, every day, over and over. A long walk across town and a short one through the misty brick wall brings him there. Greeted by Mrs. Griffin, he's lavished with food, settled into his room, and introduced to the other children, Lulu and Wendell. Wendell is the fat kid. There always seems to be a fat kid named Wendell, or some such suitable name for fat kids. Wendell's been at the Holiday House for a long time, but not longer than Lulu. And she's been there too long already.

Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, they come and go, every day, in this illustrated edition of Clive Barker's The Thief of Always, adapted by Kris Oprisko and Gabriel Hernandez. Holiday House contains all those adventurous and mysterious things you'd expect a magical house should.  Mr. Rictus acts cumulonimbusly-dark in motive and moves like a chilling wind, hunched over with his unwholesome goals in tow. And the Thief of Always, Mr. Hood, stays out of sight until Harvey Swick sees him for who and what and how he really is. Oprisko and Hernandez capture the dark and the light in Barker's novel, making us worry and wonder along with Wendell, Lulu, and Harvey Swick as they learn why too much of a good thing can lead to very bad things. Though, like them,  we never really believe that until it happens.

Like the lake with those very large fish swimming around in it: not a good thing at all; or like Carna, whose wings are almost as large as his bite: not good either; and how about the other Holiday House family members like Jive, Rictus' brother, who is even paler than Rictus, and Marr, who is fatter than Wendell; they're not the kind of friendly people you ought to be friendly with.

Made of dreams and ancient dust and wishful things, Holiday House is very inviting, especially with Oprisko and Hernandez greeting you at the door. Just don't wake up Mr. Hood–even if he was the one who invited you–and you can always stay. Always.

My Halloween: Orange and Black
Spirit of Halloween

Halloweenspirit Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…Halloween Spirit of Orange and Black shares the colors of Halloween with us.

 

Why is Halloween important to you?

Halloween is important to me because it’s the only holiday of the year on which imagination, creativity and pure fun are given free rein. It’s a time of year I have loved and looked forward to for as long as I can remember.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

My ideal Halloween takes place on a crisp autumn night under a full moon as a light breeze swirls through the dry leaves. It’s a night in which every house in the neighborhood participates.  Jack-o-lanterns glowing.  Spooky sounds carried on the wind.  Both children and adults in costume.  Streets filled with trick-or-treaters. But with enough treats left over at the end of the evening for a feast of potato chips and Mars bars and a classic Universal horror film.

What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

My favourite collectibles are vintage Halloween items from the first half of the 20th century. (I don’t actually own any originals, but someday…) Postcards, noisemakers, candles…The images are a perfect combination of innocence and creepiness.

My most disliked collectible (not sure I would call it a collectible; let’s say “decoration”): yellow caution tape.

When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?

The first Halloween I can clearly recall was in the late sixties when I was four or five.  Oddly, I have no memory of my costume but it was likely one of those vinyl outfits with the plastic mask held in place with the flimsiest of elastic bands. We lived in the country, next door to my cousins, and my mother, dressed as Red Skelton’s “hobo” character, walked with me to their house where, together with my aunt and young cousin, we were to go trick-or-treating.  Because we were small and the distance between houses was big, we went by car with my aunt stopping at each driveway as my cousin and I ran up to each house for treats.

Until the time he refused to get out of the car.  Another trick-or-treater, much older, probably a teenager, was dressed as a police officer. My cousin was terrified.  Apparently, he had been told that if he misbehaved, the police would one day come for him, and he now feared that his day had come.  He was scared to death.  In tears.  So I had to get back into the car as we drove off to the next house in the opposite direction of the “police officer”.  Then, and for a long time afterward, I could only wonder what treats I had missed out on thanks to my spineless little cousin.

What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what’s your answer?

Hmmmm . . . I’ll keep it simple.

Q: What did you most (and least) like seeing dropped into your trick-or-treat bag as a child?

A: Most: full-size chocolate bars (with Hot Dog potato chips a close second), Least: candy apples–how I hated them (but that’s another story…)

Monsters In Sweaters

I really tried hard to come up with an interesting meme. From Beyond Depraved blog tagged me for this exercise in insomnia, so I had to put my best foot forward. I got nothing.

So…in lieu of that, here's my cop out: monsters in sweaters. Why sweaters? Because there's nothing like a warm, fuzzy sweater worn by a monster to create dissonance: evil being wears disarmingly inviting apparel; how odd.

Now that I've mentioned it, you will probably notice lots more sweaters being worn in lots more horror movies now. Feel free to comment on your discoveries.

As for tagging five other blogs, I'll just toss this out to The League of Tana Tea Drinkers, if any of them so desire a sleepless night or two.

Freddy

Frankenstein
Psycho
Stepfather1987
Jason-voorhees
Frightnight