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JM Cozzoli

A horror genre fan with a blog. Scary.

Monsters From the Vault Vol 16, No 29

monsters from the vault Zombos Says: Very Good

Drop everything and make like Renfield to pick up the latest Monsters From the Vault magazine, volume 16, issue number 29. In a detailed and exhaustive examination, analysis, and rebuttal that fills more than half the magazine, Gary D. Rhodes pins the fat, juicy spider of 1931's Dracula's growing cadre of deriders to the wall with academic gusto in The Curious Undead Life of Todd Browning's Dracula.

I can't think of anything Rhodes leaves out of his argument: the mystery of the now infamous piece of cardboard seen obscuring the lamp in Mina's room and the supposition that the Spanish Dracula, shot on the same sets, is superior to Browning's version are dissected frame by frame, scrutinized and compared with fervor, and refuted with quantitative information delivered deftly, blow after blow. 

Rhodes analyzes the movie within the context of the criticisms delivered by "it's key critics," disputing their assumptions. That Browning's Dracula adheres stultifyingly too closely to the play, or its cinematography is lacking when compared to the Spanish version (directed by George Melford, cinematography by George Robinson), or how Browning's pacing is slower, are some of the critiques Rhodes sinks his teeth into, managing to take quite a bite out of them in the process.

I'm not sure any other movie historian has resorted to using z-axis space to weigh the pros and cons of George Robinson's and Karl Freund's use of scene depth (Freund shows more), or has counted up the shots to prove Browning moves the camera more, and pans and tilts more than Melford did, or can state for certainty that the pacing is slower for Melford's movie at a running time of 102 minutes compared to Browning's 73; even when average shot length is taken into account. Rhodes details how Robinson uses proscenium framing considerably more than Freund, and highlights editing faux pauxs by Melford, such as the wine spilling redundancy, and the Dracula-as-bat bumping into Mina's bedroom windowpane with an audible thunk.

With a discussion of Carlos Villarias's bug-eyed acting and the use of mise-en-scene between both movies, Rhodes drives the rebuttal stake even deeper into the heart of Browning's Dracula nay-sayers. If you love the Browning/Lugosi Dracula as I do, you must read this article; if you love the Melford/Villarias Dracula, you still must read this article: hopefully it will bring you to your senses to realize Bela is best.

Lon Chaney ‘s The Yellow Ribbon
and The Red Knife

LonchaneyJRHere's a Halloween treat for you. Lon Chaney Jr tell's two 3-minute tales, originally heard on The Wolf Man Speaks album. Courtesy of Professor Kinema.

"The good-natured monster star was hoping to put together a spoken word album similar to Boris Karloff's Tales of the Frightened double album set, but only two stories were recorded…The three-minute "shaggy dog" tales Lon performs are campfire horror anecdotes: The Red Knife and The Yellow Ribbon. Both are set up like long jokes, and both have a "gotcha" punch line."  (Ronald L. Smith, Horror Stars on Radio: The Broadcast Histories of 29 Chilling Hollywood Voices)

Click the links to play, or right-click to download:

Lon Chaney's The Yellow Ribbon

Lon Chaney's The Red Knife

 

Halloween 2011 Sighted:
Pier 1 Imports

Here are Beetlejuice-snazzy Halloween decorations at Pier 1 Imports. The skeleton appears to be light metal and is 5 feet or so tall, and the haunted house and pumpkins' totem are sparkly rad. Their burst of candy colors makes them very stylish for trendy urban decors. Makes me wish they were edible.

pier 1 imports halloween

pier 1 imports halloween

pier 1 imports halloween

Halloween Beistle Jointed Dracula

Here's a puzzle: this striking Beistle 36 inch jointed Dracula from 1998 with the wild eyes and toothy bite is not the one depicted on the packaging label below. Funny, but I just noticed that while scanning this sucker. I wonder why the design change? That dapper vampire on the label is definitely less in-biting, don't you think? He's more cartoony, while this Dracula is more mes…mer…izing… good lord!, don't stare into his eyesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………………………………………..

beistle jointed dracula halloween

beistle jointed dracula halloween

Frankie Stein and His Ghouls Tunes

While you can buy the other Frankie Stein and His Ghouls albums from Power Records, song by song, on Amazon. This one, Monster Sounds and Dance Music, my favorite, appears not to be available. I don't like plain old Halloween sounds per se, but when you combine them with cool, jazzy rock and roll, well, you've got something a whole lot better to listen to. Combine some Frankie Stein with your Midnight Syndicate tracks and you'll have a super ghoul-time for sure.

Special thanks to Professor Kinema for unearthing this from his vinyl archive!

Play Side A:Frankie Stein and his Ghouls A

(you can also right click the links to download the MP3)

Play Side B:Frankie Stein and his Ghouls B

 

frankie stein and his ghouls monster LP
frankie stein and his ghouls monster LP

Halloween Dracula Dangling Cutouts

These Amscan glow in the dark Dracula cutouts are so fearsome they are "not recommended for children under 36 months." I know you'll be tempted to hang these in your baby's crib on Halloween Night, but DON'T DO IT! 

On another note, note the artist's name is highlighted; that's rare. I'd like to see the other decorations he's scared up for Amscan.

amscam dracula halloween cutout
amscam dracula halloween cutout