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JM Cozzoli

A horror genre fan with a blog. Scary.

Cheeky, Geeky Gift Ideas for 2014:
Doctor Who

It's that time of year again, when thoughts turn to gift-giving, gift-receiving, and envy and annoyance and WTF moments captured on cell phones everywhere. Don't be envious, or leave others envious. Try one of these gifts for that special someone in your life who's as batty and off the trail as you. You don't want to wind up as a WTF trending moment, do you? You can thank me later. With a fruit basket. Or better yet one of these nifty gifts.

Spotted at ThinkGeek come these Doctor Who gifts that say "yes, I know, I'm stellar."

Weeping_angel_christmas_topperWeeping Angel Tree Topper 

Tired of the same old pretty angel lauding over your Christmas tree? Or maybe you're just fed up with trying to reach, reach, reach up and pop it on without taking the blasted tree and glass ornaments for a tumble as you fall on your rump in failure. At least this Weeping Angel will make the fall worthwhile. 

 

Tardis Door Cling

Tardis_door_clingPerfect for that special companion in your life, this Tardis door cling exudes a sense of adventure when placed on your bedroom door, conveying that oh, so subtle hint that "it's" bigger on the inside. Or have your holiday visitors become flushed with adventure by adding this to your bathroom door. Either way, a sense of adventure will be had by all.

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Doctor Who Bathrobes

Finally, a bathrobe that is worthy to be worn. Keep toasty warm in one of these spiffy terry cloth bathrobes. I lean towards the Tardis, but I love Tom Baker, too. Maybe I'll just get both!

Dw_pajama_pants_allDoctor Who Pajama Pants

What better to go with the Doctor Who t-shirts and bathrobes than these cool looking pajama bottoms? I can easily see anyone on the Big Bang Theory wearing these. Okay, maybe not Penny, but anyone else. 

Movie Pressbook: The Swarm (1978)
Part 1

An all-star cast couldn’t generate enough buzz for this Irwin Allen disaster movie to survive its box office, but this oversized, 32 page, pressbook for The Swarm is still killer. Irwin Allen, by the way, added all those spiffy aliens to his television shows like Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea because he felt it boosted ratings. Known as the Master of Disaster, his disaster movies could be rather disastrous financially, but The Towering Inferno is a good flick.

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20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)
Pressbook Part 2

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In this second part to Walt Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea movie pressbook we see the ad mat pages (newsprint and poster advertisements), the coloring page (a subject  I will explore in a future post), the theater displays such as banners, flags, etc., and the always interesting exploitation ideas.

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Cracked’s For Monsters Only
Issue 2, September 1966

The previous owner of this copy of Cracked's For Monsters Only magazine must have treated it monstrously. I bet he read it, over and over again, in the wee hours of Saturday morning, with a flimsy flashlight held precariously in one hand as he flipped through the pages with the other. And when the pages started tearing away from the spine, due to so many page turnings, he taped them back in place. Maybe his name was Freddy Meyer, the person who wrote the same on the back cover's ECCH certificate. Or maybe Freddy was just one owner among many along the way. Or maybe this issue was owned by a girl who knew Freddy, and she borrowed it from him–Monsterkids stick together like slime and muck, you know–and she taped it for posterity because she liked Freddy, a lot, not knowing that iPad's and ebook readers would eventually eliminate the need for taping worn pages, and holding flashlights precariously under bedsheets in the wee hours of the morning.

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My Halloween: James Chambers

James-chambersFive questions asked over a glowing Jack o'Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…with author James Chambers.

Why is Halloween important to you?

I love the creativity and mystery that come on Halloween, the celebration of imagination, the ritual of taking frightening things like skulls and bats and making something fun and exciting of them. It's the one holiday that encourages people to choose an alter ego for the day by putting on a costume, the one day we're encouraged to turn down the lights and let in the shadows. When I was young, I loved putting on a costume and trick-or-treating. As I grew, the focus of Halloween turned to spending time with friends, watching scary movies, pretending, perhaps, that spirits really did walk the earth on Halloween night. These days, I still love the scary movies, but I also enjoy the decorations, which have become much more elaborate than when I was a kid, and I enjoy the excitement in my children when they put on their costumes and head out trick-or-treating with their friends. Part of me, though, still likes to stay up past midnight with a horror movie marathon, one ear perked in hopes of hearing an eerie knock at the door or the stray whisper of something otherworldly passing in the night.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

The Halloweens I've enjoyed best have involved costume parties. My friends tried to outdo each other for creative or wild costumes. Or they came as their favorite movie monster in detailed, authentic outfits. One year, I went as Dracula, complete with cape, fangs, and fake blood capsules to bite and dribble out of my mouth. The costume parties pushed us to go out on a limb, take a risk, give each other a thrill or a laugh. For one night we created our own world where we could be someone different for as long as we stayed in costume. But it's been a long time since those parties. These days, my ideal Halloween involves non-stop horror movies playing in the background, usually a little horror writing, then taking my children trick-or-treating, and negotiating for my meager share of the candy haul when we get home.

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What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

My favorite Halloween item is a giant vampire bat with a six-foot wingspan that we hang over our garage door every year. It's eyes light up, and it freaks people out. Small children avoid it. It's great! But I'm also a sucker for jack-o'-lanterns in any form. I always carve at least one very traditional jack-o'-lantern each year, just to keep the spirits away, of course. For me, that's the icon of Halloween, and I enjoy going out at night to see the glowing pumpkin faces. There's not much I hate, but I do sort of lament the proliferation of giant inflatable Halloween decorations. Some of them are pleasantly creepy, but, to me, it goes against the creative grain of Halloween to simply load up your front lawn with those things versus putting some imagination into a display. I'm a fan of clever Halloween displays. I've been lucky enough at times to live near homes where people go all out, changing everything over for Halloween, and even appearing in costume on Halloween night to give out some scares, and a few goodies as well.

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When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween?

The earliest one I remember is the year I found a dead body while trick-or-treating. True story. I was about five, and I went as Superman that year. One of my friends and I trick-or-treated a house. No one answered. The inside door was open, and through the storm door, we saw a bowl of candy on a table, and a woman's feet on the floor beside it. The rest of her body stretched back into shadows. Without really understanding what it meant, I knew right away she was dead. Everything seemed so still, and the thought just clicked in my head. But our parents didn't believe us. We had to drag them up to the door and show them, and then one of them quickly shuffled us off to the next house, while someone called for help. I never found out what happened to the woman, probably a heart attack or something similar. My friend and I continued trick-or-treating. Only years later did I grasp the weight of what we'd seen. Our parents really kept it from us then. But that's always defined Halloween for me. The possibility of a close brush with the unexpected, with something dangerous. I wrote a blog post about this for the Horror Writers Association's very first Halloween Haunts blog event, which you can read for the full story: http://horror.org/the-dead-have-the-best-candy/.

What's the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what's your answer to it?

I like when people ask me for my Halloween horror movie list. I switch this up every year, but rarely do I get to all the movies I pick. This year, I'm going heavy on the classics so I can share them with my kids, and we'll be watching a couple of Universal films, The Mummy and Creature from the Black Lagoon, as well as The Uninvited, and possibly The Haunting, and finally Frankenweenie. After the kids are in bed, I'll be throwing on Trick or Treat, Return of the Living Dead, at least one John Carpenter movie (Halloween, Prince of Darkness, or The Fog), and at least one movie that I haven't yet seen still to be chosen. If I'm lucky I may get to throw in  American Werewolf in London or The Resurrected.

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