Ghost Brothers Premiere:
Magnolia Plantation
Premiering tonight on Destination America.
With the Syfy channel lessening its focus on paranormal programming, Destination America seems determined to bring on new shows with new approaches and new paranormal hosts. They apparently noticed there was a dearth of African-American hosts chasing ghosts. Not anymore. Filling the void, with a refreshing zest for humorous self-awareness of their nocturnal adventures, Juwan (the hunk), Marcus (the barber), and Dalen (the leader, more or less), head over to the Magnolia Plantation in their premier episode. Future visits will include Magnolia Hotel in Texas, Prospect Place in Ohio, Allen House in Arkansas, Delta Queen Steamboat in Louisiana, and the Fitzpatrick Hotel in Georgia. Unlike Paranormal Lockdown, the brothers hang around for only one night.
After a brief meeting in Marcus’s barbershop, and talk of voodoo artifacts being found on the plantation by a Dr. Brown–while a patron is wrapped up with a hot towel waiting for his shave–they’re soon on their way. Banter during the drive to Seguin, Texas, is lively and funny and off the wall, with talk of voodoo, what it may be good or bad for, and the ‘mummy returns’.
Greeted by Dr. Brown, who’s been conducting the excavation in Aunt Agnes’s living quarters where the voodoo items were found, they enter and the camera starts going haywire when they mention her name. Quickly and wisely leaving the cabin, they meet up with park ranger Dustin, who explains how the hated overseer, Mr. Miller, was shot by Union troops, and gives them a quick lesson in French. Then they’re met by Joe, who describes the apparition he had seen looking out the window of the overseer’s cabin. Joe joins them on their nocturnal rounds.
When it’s time to go ghost hunting, they pop the trunk and pull out a laser grid pen, IR cameras, a rem-pod, and smartphones loaded with EVP and thermal camera apps. Juwan pairs with Joe to explore the overseer’s house while Dalen and Marcus head to the gin barn. A few EVPs, a flash of something dark in the barn, and Marcus’s unique handling of a flashlight for when you don’t want to see flashes of something ensue. Visits to Aunt Agnes’s and the blacksmith’s cabins provide more opportunities for odd noises and humorous commentary.
Finally, a ghost hunting show where the hosts are as scared and inexperienced as we are. Winning personalities and quick wits make Ghost Brothers a sound investment of your time, whether you believe or not.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
Movie Pressbook
One of the earliest slasher movies (two years later, Halloween would establish the modus operandi of slashers), The Town that Dreaded Sundown is disturbing because it’s based on a real-life serial killer who was never caught. Stalking victims in 1946 Texarkana, the Phantom Killer, as he (or she) was dubbed by the press, would attack eight people, killing 5. For a good documentary on the Phantom Killer, and other real-life sources for urban legends, see Killer Legends, a documentary directed by Joshua Zeman. And here’s the comic book reader version of the pressbook: Download Town Dreaded Sundown.
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The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
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2001: A Space Odyssey Movie Pressbook
Lots of admats and articles make this quite a campaign/pressbook. There are Seventeen magazine and Howard Johnson comic book tie-ins, along with Whirlpool Kitchens and Scholastic magazines. Whew. (Here's your comic book reader version: Download 2001 Space Odyssey Pressbook 24MB.)
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
(1964) Pressbook
You may have an opinion as to the worst movie ever made, but I've got the proof. Just watch this lump of coal, this empty stocking on Christmas morn, this morose, torpid, lackluster cinematic misfire that makes chewing gum stuck to your shoe more fun and endearing. You want to knock the boundless joy out of Buddy the Elf? Just show him this inane, sugarless tart of zero holiday mirthlessness. Yes, Virginia, it's that awful. Truly awful. You've been warned. For criminy sakes, an unmarried, dirty, hermit in a cave gives family advice. Stay away!
Monster Madness Issue 1, 1972
Really bad humor but wonderful monster photographs made this worthwhile in the 1970s, a time when you couldn't download everything from the Internet or eBay. But, yes, really bad humor. Here's the Comic Reader version for you: Download Monster Madness 1 (17MB).
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Photon Issue 26, 1975
It's in the trees! This issue of Photon, number 26, is chock full of Curse of the Demon goodness, courtesy of Ron Borst and Scot Mac Queen. (Download the comic book reader file for Photon Issue 26 if you're so inclined–43MB.) This fantastique- movie fanzine of the 1970s went short on graphics and long on the written word. An impressive array of talent contributed informative articles every issue. Also in this issue, Bill Warren heaps praise on Phantom of the Paradise (and boy, he doesn't heap praise often), and Mario Bava's Illusion of Reality is explored by Alain Silver and Jame Ursini. Unlike many monster magazines of the day that would provide a quick read, Mark Franks' Photon required you set aside a week or so. So put the coffee on and enjoy.
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Monster From Green Hell
And Half Human
Double Bill Pressbook
You can see the movie theater herald for this double bill here. And if you have a comic reader, here's the cbz file of this Monster From Green Hell and Half Human pressbook. MFGH also appeared with The Brain From Planet Arous (one of my favorites!). According to the DCA Wikipedia entry, "among the last films DCA distributed were Half Human (1958), The Strange World of Planet X (1958), The Crawling Eye (1958), and Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959).
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Monster From Green Hell
And Half Human
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Monster From Green Hell
And Half Human
Double Bill Herald
Here's the movie/theater herald for the double bill of Monster From Green Hell and Half Human. With tags lines like "Half-Man, Half-Beast but All Monster!" and "Nightmare Thrills Beyond Belief!" audiences today may not be enticed into seeing these. Heck, the 2016 presidential race is more nightmare thrills beyond belief than these movies could ever be. I'll leave it up to you to choose who fits the "all monster tag," though.
