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JM Cozzoli

A horror genre fan with a blog. Scary.

Monster From Green Hell
And Half Human
Double Bill Herald

Here's the movie/theater herald for the double bill of Monster From Green Hell and Half Human. With tags lines like "Half-Man, Half-Beast but All Monster!" and "Nightmare Thrills Beyond Belief!" audiences today may not be enticed into seeing these. Heck, the 2016 presidential race is more nightmare thrills beyond belief than these movies could ever be. I'll leave it up to you to choose who fits the "all monster tag," though.

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Hunters on Syfy Channel

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Hunters premieres April 11th on the Syfy Channel. Don't let the spoilers hurt you.

I'm usually dumbfounded by professional reviewers who sum up, after only two episodes of a 13-run series, to "utterly generic, conceptually cynical and instantly forgettable." My, my, such certainty from Brian Lowry at Variety. Dude, it's the first two episodes. Chill. How can you say the series feels "totally disposable"? It just started.

Yes, the characters are pushing perfunctory–so far, but we have a ways to go before dismissing this Australian production so expediently. The dialog needs some tweaking, too: saying self-evident things like "I'll need full forensics" or naive things (but with a nice twist)  like "we don't negotiate with terrorists, even alien ones" is non-caffeine fueled key-pounding. But there's mystery here and cool sonic blaster guns (anyone old enough to remember Wham-O's Air Blaster?) that pack a visual kick; and, for die-hards, there's plenty of gooey, squishy, plopping-sound closeups, neck-ripping, and chests that open like mouths do, giving The Thing, V, and Alien Invaders vibe.

I haven't read the novel, Alien Hunter, this series is based on, but if the Ritalin-challenged Emme (Shannon Berry) doesn't show, in the next episodes, a story-driven reason for taking up screen time, I'll start feeling as ill as she does. She's the young, multi-spectrum and self-destructive, ward of FBI Agent Flynn (Nathan Phillips), who took her in after her dad, his partner, died.

Guilt, insufficient counseling, and post traumatic stress keep Flynn from playing or working well with others, except his wife Abby (Laura Gordon), but she's kidnapped by one of the alien terrorists. That event brings Flynn into the Exo-Terrorism Unit–a hush hush group few know about–run by Truss Jackson (Lewis Fitz-Gerald). Truss, however, answers to a tough, no frills, female boss. With both of them of few words, the conversations they have are short and also perfunctory.

Once inside the unit, Flynn gets to know the impetuous, she's-one-of-them!, Regan (Britne Oldford), and, resentful she's-one-of-them!, Briggs (Mark Coles Smith). Two agents who, in spite of their relationship friction, manage to get along well enough to survive. Creating more friction, there's a mole in the group and vital information is being leaked.

As to the vital information regarding why Abby was kidnapped, or what the alien "hunters" are all about, the first two episodes will leave you in the dark and hopefully wanting to find out. Intriguingly, alien cells appear to be dormant in some humans, brought to activity by playing a specific pop-synth music filled with hidden tracks made up of alien instructions and dire warnings. A typical tech-geek guy on the payroll analyzed the music and found this out. (Note to casting: goth girls with ponytails are more attention-getting when tech-geek-speak is spoken.) More attention-getting also would be to use less hand-held camera wooziness. It's the scripters that need the caffeine, not the camera people. Some levity wouldn't kill us either. Everything's so 24 important and gloomy.

Providing the key villainy is McCarthy (Julian McMahon). Aside from showing some cheek (both in fact), he's playing it just short of scene-chewing, so the story's momentum is being driven by his actions so far. He has a fascination for Flynn that goes beyond the abduction of Abby, and he spends too much time in music stores he eventually blows up. Much of the mystery centers around him and his grand scheme, especially after he demonstrates his imperviousness to death. 

There's a Hollywood Reporter article dated October 2013, regarding Gale Anne Hurd's development of Alien Hunter into a 90-minute Syfy movie. How it morphed into this series is probably typical of such development projects, but expanding into 13 episodes means there's more to unfold as the storyline develops. So I'll be watching, even if Mr. Lowry isn't.

And I don't get paid to watch.  

NOTFILM (2015)
A Documentary About FILM

Notfilm posterNotfilm is showing April 1st through 7th at the Anthology Film Archives, NYC, and the American Cinematheque, LA, April 1st through 9th.

I understand Samuel Beckett's dramatic work about as much as grapefruit is sweet, but I get Buster Keaton. How can you not get Buster Keaton? He's funny, sublimely, absurdly funny, while Beckett is serious, sublimely, absurdism-reaching serious. Put the two together and you get Film, a confounding–while intriguing–1965 short, silent movie that's Beckett's one-time art house indulgence times a thousand.

Ross Lipman's inquisitive documentary on the making of Film, aptly titled NotFilm, aside from dissecting the arduous creative process involved, will, more importantly, serve to put your mind at rest if you've seen Film and scratched your head more than once. What's made clear in Lipman's intellectually driven yet emotionally inclusive discourse is that Beckett wasn't clear either, at least on the best ways to deliver Film's ulterior meaning. He simply didn't know how to translate his literary vision into the technical elements needed for scene and camera to portray his intentions. Neither did his production colleagues, and that's what's fascinating about Film: it's filled with existentialism and synchronicity even before you get to actually watching it, with a movie-making crew not realizing they are in a Beckettian play entitled Waiting for Film. Lipman captures this.

But unlike Godot, Film does eventually arrive. Somewhat. And Notfilm examines that "somewhat" rather well.

Photographs, interviews, letters, notes, illustrative excerpts from silent movies, and the shop talk recordings of Beckett, his director Alan Schneider and cinematographer Boris Kaufman, explaining to each other, but not really understanding each other, provides the argument for the existential angst in the making of Film. When you realize that Charlie Chaplain, Zero Mostel, and Jack MacGowran were each considered for the lead role, but events conspired to bring Buster Keaton to its realization–the Great Stone Face and one of the greatest film directors of all time, you can see the synchronicity; and the irony, since neither his face nor directing skills were much used by Beckett or Schneider.

Keaton was happy, more or less, to have work. Ill, very much alone, broke, and in the process of dying, he didn't understand Beckett or his movie's raison d'etre at all (although Beckett's character, simply known as O, is also alone, broke, and in the process of dying), but he persisted. Whatever comedic bits he did, or flashes of his face shown (before the final scene), were clipped from the final cut. Under the Brooklyn Bridge, in sweltering heat, he would do whatever was needed to complete the scene, having the director call out directions while filming and redoing actions while filming if not good enough. Keaton wasn't one for much rehearsal. He simply did.

It is through an extensive examination from philosophical idea to concrete film that Lipman finds the poignancy and the brilliance found and missed in Film. Segmenting his documentary into parts, the creative team is assembled first, then their choices made, followed by the problems to be surmounted because of those choices. Film is about two characters: O the pursued (played by Keaton), and E the pursuer (the camera's eye) . Who O is and who or what, exactly, is pursuing him (death, perhaps, or unfulfilled life?) is open to conjecture, and Lipman offers much to conjecture on. An exercise in George Berkely's esse est percipi, or a more personal feeling-statement by Beckett, or an artsy attempt handicapped by inexperience, take your pick or take them all.

Notfilm provides insight: Beckett's vision was failing him. O's sight is failing him. We see test scenes done to determine the best approach for creating O's blurred sight when we look through his eyes. What is Beckett implying? E's sight is perfect; unflinching, stark, and crystal clear. E sees O, then pursues him. Like the quintessential silent comedy modus operandi, Film is about pursuit. Easily said, but putting that pursuit onto film proved difficult. The technical difficulties in handling the camera angles and motion would force changes.

By the end of the first day they had blown the budget and couldn't do the multi-participant street scene as Beckett planned. Compromises were made, with his approval, and O becomes a singular character hiding his face against a stark background populated by three other characters; a couple and a solitary old woman (James Karen, Susan Reed, and Nell Harrison). O runs into the couple and encounters the old woman coming down the stairs in his flight away from E. While O evades E, they look upon E and become horrified. Again, what is Beckett implying about E?

More conundrums ensue as O enters a mostly empty room and hides himself from the mirror, the animals, and the gaze of Abu, a minor Sumerian god of plants and vegetation, peering with large eyes at him from a print crudely nailed to the otherwise blank wall. But E eventually catches up with O.

I am not sure which is better: to watch Film first or Notfilm? But watching one, you should not miss the other, whichever order you take, as both complement each other. Answers and questions will abound, but fascination of Film remains.

Monsters of the Movies Annual No. 1, 1975

Highlights in this issue of Monsters of the Movies Super Annual Issue include an interview with Leonard Nimoy, Paul Blaisdell writes about The Last of the Martian Invasions (the ones he worked on, that is), and Eric L. Hoffman unleashes his Bombs from Outer Space. House of Frankenstein is discussed by Jim Harmon, providing the old school monster coverage, and Don Glut covers creatures in the cartoons in What's Up Doc Frankenstein Part II. Hammer Horror fans will enjoy the article on Freddie Francis, too.

(Comic reader version:  Download CBZ for Monsters of the Movies v1-9  .)

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Paranormal Lockdown:
Randolph County Infirmary
and the Hinsdale House

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Paranormal Lockdown: Hinsdale House will air on April 1 on the Destination America channel.

Continuing their 72 hour sleepovers in highly-trafficked haunted locales (with that traffic applying to both living and dead), Katrina Weidman and Nick Groff, along with cameraman Rob Saffi, pay two long visits to the Randolph County Infirmary and then the Hinsdale House.

At the Randolph County Infirmary they're joined by Grant Wilson, who is a pleasure to see in action. His approach is always low key and methodical. This episode's highlights are his brief appearance, Nick and Katrina's morning exercises, and Rob "red shirt" Saffi's not being bitten or attacked in any way. I'm disappointed Rob remains unscathed in both episodes. I'm sure Rob is happy though.

Not much else happens except for EVPs I'd want to listen more closely to, and jarring knocks that are always mysterious and unsettling. Looking at Ray's credits, he's held the camera for Ghost Adventures, Ghost Stalkers, and Ghost Stories, so by now he know's what he's getting himself in to. One strong point about Paranormal Lockdown is how we see glimpses of Ray filming and how the hosts acknowledge his presence. Time was you'd not disturb the sense of host-solitude unless the camera or sound person got bonked by a malicious entity (you may recall the incident involving the sound man getting suddenly knocked off his feet during one episode of Ghosthunters). 

I wasn't being sarcastic about Nick and Katrina's aforementioned morning exercises. By now I'm sure even you're wondering what they do to work out the body and mind kinks from staying onsite for 72 hours. And what does Rob do? Does he sleep in the van or rent a room? 

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The Hinsdale House visit is disappointing–no concrete visual evidence is produced–and intriguing–everyone feels something not quite right when in the house or traversing the nearby woods. While personal impressions can be influenced in non-supernatural ways, when everyone feels the same way after entering the Hinsdale House, further investigation into both supernatural and natural causes is warranted. The house itself has the usual history you would expect for one associated with demons and hauntings. Left derelict at times, reluctantly inhabited at other times, the dreary house and its surroundings are picture perfect for local gossip to run wild.

What makes Hinsdale House receive a lot of attention by paranormal investigators and ghost tourists is its backstory of exorcism, Gregorian-like chanting supposedly heard in the woods around the house, and the depressing feeling of your energy being drained when you enter its rooms. In the 1970s the Warrens investigated the house. Tony Spera (noted as a religious demonologist), son-in-law to the Warrens, joins the hosts for a walk-through in the house and around the woods. Paul Kenyon (author of You Know They're Here), comes in to describe an experience he's had in the house.

A nightly walk in the woods has Nick hearing chanting and coyotes looking for their next meal. Me, I'd have left with Rob already. There's something not quite right with the Hinsdale House. Maybe it's its architecture and flies, or perhaps its location. I'm not sure I'd want to do a ghost tour there, but be my guest. 

London to Host First Drone Film Festival

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Newsy Stuff for you…arrived by email, not drone…

London to Host The First Dedicated Drone Film Festival in May

London will play host to the first ever drone film festival later this Spring. The inaugural London Drone Film Festival will celebrate big screen projects made using drones as the emerging technology continues to change the face of the film industry. Drones have enabled Filmmakers to create spectacular shots that would have been either impossible or impractical before drone technology existed. Drone technology is now being quickly put to work in new and innovative ways by a host of cutting-edge filmmakers.

The London Drone Film festival will take place on Monday 23rd May at the Institute of Contemporary Art in London and will showcase the incredible work being done by filmmakers around the world using drone technology. Drones offer a safer, cheaper and more adaptable solution for capturing the perfect aerial shot than traditional methods. Recognised as a valuable tool in the story making process, drones create new avenues for filmmakers pursuing airborne shots.

Judging will take place in 10 categories, with the panel comprised of TV and film professionals as well as leaders in the technology field. With categories such as ‘still photography’, ‘extreme sports’, ‘landscape and architecture’ and ‘selfie’, the festival will recognise those pioneering new techniques and best adopting drone solutions to deliver entertainment and visual mastery to a range of audiences.

Applications are still open, with finalists announced next month, ready for the event in May. If you would like to enter a film into an award category or if you would like more information, visit the London Drone Film Festival website: www.londondronefilmfestival.com.

Tickets to the festival can be purchased by visiting www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/london-drone-film-festival-tickets-21838641966

The festival is more than just an awards ceremony and will bring together a host of industry professionals from a number of nations and specialties. In addition to offering a fantastic networking opportunity, the festival will also provide a forum for early adopters of aerial filming to discuss current trends and topics as well as future plans.

 

Mojin: the Lost Legend Hits DVD May 3rd

Mojin the lost legendThis news just in…if it's anything like Detective Dee: The Mystery of the Phantom Flame, I'm in!

Based on the #1 Bestselling series of novels and starring Shu Qi (The Assassin), Chen Kun (Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon), Angelababy (Tai Chi Hero), and Huang Bo (Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen), MOJIN: THE LOST LEGEND debuts on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital HD May 3 from Well Go USA Entertainment.

Directed by Wuershan (Painted Skin: The Resurrection), the action/adventure fantasy thriller follows three retired tomb raiders  lured back to their original vocation by a mysterious, businesswoman/cult leader who wants them to find the ancient tomb of a Mongolian princess. They eventually learn that what she really wants is to possess a famed artifact known as the Equinox Flower that allegedly has the power to raise the dead. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette and behind-the-scenes interviews with the Chen Kun and Huang Bo.

Synopsis:

Some people have a special gift. They’re able to travel between the realms of the Living and the Dead … and Tomb Raiding can mean Big Business. Welcome to the world of the Mojin. MOJIN: THE LOST LEGEND pits a trio of legendary grave robbers against scholars, rivals, and the law – until an offer from a mysterious stranger tempts them into one last heist…an adventure that will test their skills, their friendship, and ultimately – their mortal souls.

 

The Hollywood Reporter says:

Demonstrating that China can produce a lavish, mindless fantasy epic as effectively as Hollywood, Wuershan's (Painted Skin: The Resurrection) adaptation of a novel from a best-selling series should prove a blockbuster in its native country. Receiving a day-and-date release in the United States, Mojin: The Lost Legend should also appeal to American audiences raised on a diet of Indiana Jones and Lara Croft. Heck, there are even zombies, because really, what's a lavish, mindless fantasy epic without them? 

The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971)

The 1970s saw a revival of devil worship and satanic shenanigans, usually with the good guys and gals losing badly. Here's the Mexican lobby card for Tigon produced The Blood on Satan's Claw. "In his 2010 BBC documentary series A History of Horror, writer and actor Mark Gatiss referred to the film as a prime example of a short-lived subgenre he called "folk horror", grouping it with 1968's Witchfinder General and 1973's The Wicker Man. The film was to be Patrick Wymark's last English language film, and was released three months after his death." (Wikipedia)

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Attack of the Clones
Vinyl Soundtrack Record

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Just got this press release…for you vinyl LP fans…

I Am Shark is thrilled that the 2xLP gatefold colored vinyl release of the original motion picture soundtrack to Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is out now and available for purchase at the I Am Shark online store.
 
Released for the first time ever as a stand alone vinyl album, the limited first pressing (Silver / Transparent Royal Mix) is almost sold out. 
 
Stream “Across The Stars (Love Theme from Attack Of The Clones)”
from the Star Wars Episode II Soundtrack on YouTube
 
Originally released alongside the movie in 2002, the original motion picture soundtrack to Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones’ 13-track score from legendary composer John Williams has been remastered to maximize the recording’s dynamic range. Continuing with I Am Shark’s innovative variant character color coordination, which saw the vinyl release of the Episode I soundtrack come in 5 different variations, the vinyl release of the Episode II soundtrack premieres fan favorite Jango Fett's own colored vinyl pressing (Silver / Transparent Royal Mix).
 
Aside from beautifully colored vinyl and the eye catching imagery featured on the gatefold packaging, there are hints of a hidden surprise included in this album.
 
I Am Shark will soon complete the soundtrack trilogy, following Episodes I  (Available Now), and II (Available Now) with the first ever stand alone vinyl pressings of the Star Wars Episodes III soundtrack in the coming months.
 
 
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Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones – Track Listing
1. "Star Wars Main Title and Ambush on Coruscant" (3:46)
2. "Across the Stars (Love Theme from Attack of the Clones)" (5:33)
3. "Zam the Assassin and the Chase Through Coruscant" (11:07)
4. "Yoda and the Younglings" (3:55)
5. "Departing Coruscant" (1:44)
6. "Anakin and Padmé" (3:57)
7. "Jango's Escape" (3:48)
8. "The Meadow Picnic" (4:14)
9. "Bounty Hunter's Pursuit" (3:23)
10. “Return to Tatooine" (6:57)
11. "The Tusken Camp and the Homestead" (5:54)
12. "Love Pledge and the Arena" (8:29)
13. "Confrontation with Count Dooku and Finale" (10:45)