The Cute But Terribly Bad Case of
Night of the Lepus (1972)
Taken from the case files of the League of Reluctant Reviewers comes this bizarre tale of giant cute and cuddly bunny rabbits running amok and eating more than carrots.
“Good evening Mr. Bolton. It has been a while. He will see you in the library.”
Yes, it had been quite some time since I last visited the old brownstone on 999 Transient Street. When I joined the League of Reluctant Reviewers I didn’t know what I was getting myself in to. I needed a break. Now I was back.
I handed my coat to Chalmers, the butler, and took the stairs to the library on the second floor. It was not that I hated visiting the old man, but every visit brought something unpleasant. The pay was good, do not get me wrong, but sometimes money just is not enough. I gathered my sangfroid as I opened the door to the library.
“Welcome, come in, come in,” said the unmistakable voice coming from the Chippendale wing chair facing the fireplace. “It has been a while. Come. Sit. This one is not so bad this time.” A hand flashed from the right side of the chair, pointing to the Camelback settee where my usual drink was waiting. I walked over and sat down and took a sip of my Tom and Jerry, then leaned back and made myself comfortable. While I waited I stared at the carvings in the walnut coffee table. They seemed to change on every visit. Odd.
The old man rang for Chalmers, who brought him the DVD. “I think this one will prove less daunting and dispiriting than the last ones, so you may find it an easy, if somewhat unnecessary, time waster. Zombos will not touch it. And that good for nothing butler he has will not bother, either. So they will pay handsomely for your review.”
He tossed it over to me. It was the Blu-ray for Night of the Lepus, also known as Rabbits. I finished my Tom and Jerry, nodded to Chalmers, and followed him out of the library, down the stairs, and into my coat and out the door. At least the old man was right: it was an unnecessary time waster; but giant cuddly rabbits standing in for ravenous monsters was lame enough for me to be able to coast on this one. …
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