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March 22, 2024

The Coward’s Corner of Homicidal

Professor Kinema was kind enough to share this shameful theater giveaway for Homicidal. Another brilliant gimmick to get into that theater seat, the Coward’s Corner made sure you didn’t sneak out during the more lurid moments of the movie. Of course, this is a William Castle movie, so while fun and scary, definitely not like sitting through Hostel, for sure. Here’s how it worked. A ‘fright-break’ would be given near the climax to give the more scared among the audience a chance to hoof it to the lobby, where they’d have to wait in a cardboard booth with a fake nurse. Of course, Castle made sure to really lay it on with a yellow light to follow the individual, as they followed yellow footsteps on the floor to the booth. All this while a pre-recorded message added “Watch the chicken!” Of course, the audience ate it all up. Not so much the person doing the walk of shame, though. There was a refund if anyone dared do it, but that rarely happened. Genius. Pure genius. At today’s ticket prices, I’m sure doing something like this would lose money pretty quick, though. Shame or savings? Hell, I’d go with savings.

 

Yor the Hunter From the Future
(1983) Pressbook

A French, Turkish, and Italian (oh my!) movie from 1983, Yor, the Hunter From the Future has dinosaurs, flying saucers, scantily clad men and women, robots, a giant bat, and Reb Brown. He played Captain America in a 1979 made for tv movie where he wore more clothes. Yor won three Golden Raspberry Awards in 1984. I’m not sure if director Antonio Margheriti was sober when working but you shouldn’t be if you want to watch this one. The pressbook is pretty cool, though, with a coloring contest, maze contest, and fun riffs on the Yor place or mine and Axe me, I’m Yor’s variety.

yor the hunter from the future pressbook

Rodan!
The Flying Monster Radio Spots

Rodan movie set scene
Technicians make some final adjustments before filming a scene with the giant Rodan prop.

Granny Creech has something important to share from The Radio Reaper…

I was sleeping in my cozy little bed the other night while visions of ghouls and ghosts danced in my head when suddenly I was awakened by my phone ringing feverishly off the wall.

“Granny…this is Uncle Oscar over at Witchwood Cemetery. One of our new tenants is in a tizzy and says he must see you right away!”

Well, if Uncle Oscar says it’s important, it usually is. I got dressed and flew over to the cemetery. I met him in the front office.

“What in tarnation is going on?” I asked.

“I was making my rounds when I heard an awful commotion coming from the old section of the cemetery,” Uncle Oscar said. “I went over and discovered there was noise coming from one of the tombs we just gave to our newest tenant. I looked in and the occupant said he needed to see you immediately.”

We made our way to the old section and, sure enough, there was something going on in the tomb. We went inside and there was a ghastly apparition busying about, running hither and thither, while sorting through an ancient chest of some sort.

“What is going on here?” I asked.

“Are you Granny Creech?” The specter asked.

“I am. What do you want?”

“Thank heavens I found you in time,” he said. “I have something for you that’s very important.”

The Bed Makers
Book Review

The Bed Makers book coverThis book review first appeared at The Horror Zine.

Halfway through The Bed Makers by Chad Lutzke and John Boden I realize it is not a horror novel. Not in a practical sense. There are no other-worldly monsters, no stalkers slicing and dicing, and everything from the characters to the small Mayberry-like town where Genie and Calvin wind up in, well, there is no hint of the supernatural at all; no under the bed nightmares, no hints of ghosts prowling the graveyard, no vampires, zombies or cryptids or apocalyptic wastelands. But there are some bad people; some confused; and some just looking to do the right thing.

It all seems so normal. The people you will meet are the friendly and unfriendly sheriff and his deputy, Pastor Paul, who needs gravediggers–oh, and there is his son who sleeps in a coffin. That is a bit weird. There are some twisted-up people too, acting in ways stunting their humanity or making others fearful or making a few people dead.

Not the haunting dead, mind you, but the dead that haunt the lives of the living; and that is where the title of this novel makes a little more sense. We all make our own beds, so to speak, which is at the core of this structurally simple character study that is like watching one of those early live and intense television dramas from the 1950s: slices of life cut all sorts of ways–with commercial breaks–until somebody finally realizes they need a decision that works better than the ones previously made before time runs out. All played in a few simple but important locations.

Of course, no commercial breaks are needed here. The decision that gets Genie and Calvin, two down on their luck homeless ex-army buddies, long on years, to leave 1979 Chicago and hop on a train heading west, to find something better, also gets them into trouble. Not their fault, either. The ride is uneventful except for a pending storm and some boys up to no good. They meet those boys hiding in the second train car they hop into. Reluctant at first, the boys act friendly until they are not. What takes place in the train car follows Genie and Calvin to a television sitcom-perfect town, where they decide to settle down. Now if only the deputy would leave them alone it would be a quiet spot for them. But that deputy has some hidden agenda and a lot of room for personal growth.

Pastor Paul’s son, who should be away at school, who I already said sleeps in a coffin, prowls the graveyard messing up fresh dug graves, making Genie and Calvin’s new job a real hassle. On top of that there is a person they thought dead now back to blackmail them. Or kill them.

The Bed Makers pins its dialog to the center of the world these ex-army buddies inhabit, trying to eke out a living, avoid being hassled, and wanting to end their days with some comforts. The interest-pull here is how they watch out for each other, deal, together, with all the bad luck that comes their way, and their efforts to solve a murder mystery hiding in plain sight.

Lutzke and Boden keep their style and descriptions in period, perhaps taking a little too long at the start in getting to that small town, but then pick up the pace to provide the growing mystery and danger, leading to the climax. For Genie and Calvin, their lives wind up like riding around a merry-go round and missing the brass ring at every turn in their lives, holding on for dear life and still reaching for that brass ring just out of reach. But now, reaching that small town, the brass ring is almost theirs.

What keeps this story engaging is how they do not take no for an answer. Sure, they accept a little too much, demand too little, but when it comes time to really matter, they will not let go. All they needed was to be left alone, enjoy a decent meal, and make a clean bed for a change. As Genie told the pastor, “We threw our dice back in Chicago, hopped on a train to come west, hoping we’d find something. Luck has landed us here.” Not quite the word he wanted to use, but they finally have a warm bed, a paying job digging graves, and a kitchen with food in the cupboards. There is also the diner they can now afford, one of their few luxuries.

The dialog is measured with a bit ‘oldish’, pegging the generation Genie and Calvin grew up in. For instance, “Damn, that Fred’s a good egg,” meaning someone you could trust, and “peckerhead,” a person you definitely could not, have long whiskers on them but they flesh the tone of the novel.

Eventually you start to wonder how Genie and Calvin wound up homeless and hankering for a new life, and what their backgrounds had to say about them.  A few allusions to it are made but you do get a sense, based on their placid philosophical take toward their up and down predicaments that the authors really did write those backgrounds to add more depth to these two men.

The Bed Makers is a subtle, less horror-oriented, and dramatically rounded story that offers a satisfying conclusion. It is a drama about life, loss, and the perseverance of Genie and Calvin, who, despite their struggles and the uneven luck that comes their way, keep working through it, especially when others are in need. The authors successfully create a period-appropriate atmosphere and develop their characters’ backgrounds to add depth to a quietly strong story, making it a rewarding read for those who appreciate a more nuanced, character-driven approach to storytelling whose power keeps you from putting it down. I heartily recommend it.