From Zombos Closet

August 4, 2010

Professor Kinema On Horror Cinema

Forry&Ray Film historian and ardent horror fan, Jim Knusch (Professor Kinema) steps into the closet to discuss his passion for the Cinema of the Fantastic. Be amazed. Be very amazed.

Tell us how your mysterious alter-ego, Professor Kinema, was born.

In the beginning (of the origins of the Movies, that is) the earliest functioning motion picture camera/projectors were named with words that began with the letter K. The K was for 'Kinesis' which translated to 'movement.' Kinematography was the creation of the synthesis of photographic movement with devices like the Kinetograph, Kinescope and Kino-Phonograph.

When the focus of the continuing development of Movies shifted to France at the end of the 19th Century, innovators Louis and August Lumiere reworked Edison's design for the Kinematograph and re-christened it the Cinematograph. This was simply because the French language doesn't contain many words that begin with the letter K – thus the Cinema was born. However, the Germanic countries continued to develop motion picture devices and named them Kine/Kinema-machines. To this day, theaters in Germanic countries (as well as a few left over theaters in the USA) are named 'Kinemas.' So, being an active Cinema Historian and Folklorist I decided to return to the roots and find a use for the word 'Kinema.' My last name begins with the letter K (although a silent one) and is of Germanic roots.

I occasionally teach on a college level and have functioned within the status of Professor. Combining these elements;I concluded that the nom de plume of Professor Kinema could be appropriate. The steady usage of the name truly began in the late 1980s when I launched my public access TV show, titled, appropriately; PROFESSOR KINEMA.

Halloween Self-Adhesive Frankenstein Accessory
Scar and Neck Bolts

Halloween Self-Adhesive Frankenstein Accessory Scar and Neck Bolts Being a mad scientist is always daunting. What with digging up cadavers, piecing them together in the dead of night, and having your fiancee always dragging in some old teacher or such to interfere with your work–not to mention those numb-skull assistants the Goldstadt employment agency keeps sending you–you can never seem to get your work done.

Never fear; Steptoes of England steps in to lighten your burden with their Self Adhesive Frankenstein Accessory. Even Wolf Von Frankenstein would appreciate the workmanship. And look at that wonderful black and yellow image of Boris Karloff’s creation happily demonstrating the effectiveness of this wonderful suturing appliance with the all-essential neck bolt hardware.

You’ll have a Happy Halloween with this one for sure.

 

 

My Halloween: Strange Kids Club

Skc-pic Five questions asked over a glowing Jack o’Lantern, under an Autumn moon obscured by passing clouds…in between mouthfuls of candy corn…Rondal Scott, founder of Strange Kids Club, combines a wickedly fun visual sensibility with his sweet tooth for horror, cool toys, comics, and popping culture. Yum.

 

Why is Halloween important to you?

Halloween is that one time of the year where everyone equally relishes in the strange, offbeat (and ancient) customs that draw power from the mythology of monsters, madmen and mutants. It’s the one day of the whole year where no one makes judgments on what you look like or how you act. I think that Michael Dougherty perhaps captured the more sinister, adult-oriented side of the Autumn festivities in Trick ‘R Treat while Ernest Scared Stupid serves as the heart of childlike wonder that still resides in each of us during that time of year.

Describe your ideal Halloween.

My ideal Halloween consists of a full night of trick or treating door-to-door with the occasionally well done garage-fitted haunted house. Afterward it’s straight home for a marathon mix of Halloween fright flicks and classic scary cartoons while devouring the nights sugary treasures until exhaustion (followed by morning-after regret) sets in.

What Halloween collectibles do you cherish, or hate, or both?

I have two ceramic Halloween decorations that my grandmother hand painted and passed down to my mother, who has herself recently passed them along to me. One is a twisted Halloween tree with a black cat and a witch while the other is a giant luminescent jack o’ lantern with a black cat keeping watch.

When was your very first Halloween, the one where you really knew it was Halloween, and how was it?

The first Halloween that I can actually remember involved me dressing up as a bumble bee (yeah, the pudgy fuzzy kind). My father was still in the Marine Corps, so a group of family friends and I went with our mothers door to door collecting our bounty. It was an okay experience, definitely not the trend-setter for future experiences, but apparently it wasn’t enough to dissuade me either.

What’s the one Halloween question you want to be asked and what’s your answer?

Q: What’s the best Halloween movie you’ve ever scene?

A: This one is kinda tricky as there are so many ones to choose from, but I have to admit that I’ve got an unbroken streak with watching Hocus Pocus every year. It’s funny and charming with just enough scares (zombies, witches) to appeal to both the adult and strange kid in me. An honorable mention would have to be Night of the Demons, which a friend of mine and I have seen 4 years running now. Not the greatest film ever, but a fun one nonetheless.

Zoc Note: Watching Hocus Pocus every Halloween is a tradition in our household. Fun, great song, and wonderful story. And it has Sarah Jessica Parker. Yum.