Diary of the Dead (2007)
Another Day Unlike Any Other
Zombos Says: Very Good
It was a gloomy scene both inside and out. Gloomy inside because outside it was sunny-bright and barbecue-hot, and “perfect beach weather” as the saying goes, making it all the more depressing for those of us who cherish the cooler Autumn months.
Inside the library, not even the sombre and ominous strains of Midnight Syndicate’s The Rage soundtrack could assuage Zombos’ contortions across the various furnishings at regular intervals. For Autumn people like us, summer is that seasonal aberration, a temperate nuisance we must endure before the joys of the grayer October Country days take precedence.
The Fantasy Clock on the mantelpiece stuttered the slow passing of time. I put down the book I was reading, 41 Stories by O. Henry, to see if I could charge Zombos with enough energy to get him out of his summer doldrums. His latest contortion had him slumped across the emerald-green velvet upholstered Sleepy Hollow chair.
“How about watching Edges of Darkness in the cinematorium?” I asked. “It’s got vampires fretting over their human food supply when zombies invade their home turf?”
Zombos moaned.
“Then how about we go to Adventure Land and we ride the Haunted House again and again?” I asked.
Zombos moaned louder.
I tossed over the scintillating premiere issue of Scarlet: The Film Magazine to him: no galvanic response. Van Helsing’s Journal of World Fantastica produced no spark, either. Damn, this was more serious than I thought.
In the hallway, Zimba and Zombos Jr’s going-to-Jones-Beach clamour chided us, by intention, as they rushed past the library door. Zombos Jr. made a point of banging his sand toys loudly, and Zimba clip-clopped more heavily in her flip-flops. A whiff of suntan lotion floated into the library causing Zombos’ pearly-white skin to sneeze through his nose in allergic terror at the thought of hot sunlight roasting it in cocoa butter.
Chef Machiavelli, another beach-lover, happily joined them in their sandy debauchery. He stuck his head into the room as he hurried off. “Severese,” he said with a wink, pointing in the direction of the kitchen.
Zombos sprung to action. The magic bullet had hit its target dead center. For an aging dilettante of horror movies, he sure could throttle into high gear when Brooklyn Italian Ices were in licking distance. His favorite is Jelly Ring, by the way, and mine is Pistachio. We raided the walk-in freezer and devoured large quantities of deliciously flavored ice like zombies chewing on a cornered victim.
“Speaking of zombies,” I began to say, verbalizing my thought.
“What’s that?” asked Zombos, going for thirds.
“Why don’t we watch Romero’s Diary of the Dead. Zombies and Italian Ices go together well, you know.
He looked at me for a second; I was not sure if out of perplexity or sudden brain freeze. “Capital idea!” he said. We loaded up with a generous round of Italian Ice flavors before heading to the cinematorium.
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